John Lawless Poet Monoku

Battle of the Sexes - One Liners

Battle of the Sexes??

Amorphous metrosexuals haggling over who’s going to hold the bags.


Sight seeing

Never ask directions of a man standing naked in a kayak


Hick up

Whiskey never asks permission of the permissive.


So sew

Thirty-three thimbles teetered on the table top.


Knothead

He drove the nail from one side of town to the other.


John G. Lawless
12/10/2015

submitted to – One liners 6,7,8,9,10
sponsor – Bev Smith

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Paul Callus December 11, 2015 at 8:08 AM Well done with this set of one-liners, John! You have the knack for these:) gl in the contest. // paul

Maurice Yvonne December 11, 2015 at 7:04 AM This is just marvellous John. I just love this write. Lots of Love Armand

Jan Allison December 11, 2015 at 1:17 AM Oh the second one made me laugh so much - great one liners - good luck:-) hugs Jan xx