Best Old Person Poems

When my hair was blonde I did not see
I looked pretty close to age one hundred and three.
Why people crossed the street wherever I’d be
Was a complete utter consternation to me.

No one likes an old person in the USA.
They run from us all night and...

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Don't "dis" an old person for complaining of what ails them, for taking too much time or when toilet paper trails them. Don't "dis" an old person when their fingers are sticky from eating too much chocolate or when their breath is icky. Don't "dis"...

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There is an old Vietnamese lady
In the neighborhood

Obviously senile
But everyone knows her

And watches over her
To make sure 

She stays out of traffic
And out of trouble

She talks to everyone
But no one seems to understand

What she is babbling 
on about

They smile at her
And she smiles back

And she...

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