Best Nosed Poems

Santa Claus has travel worries at the North Pole,
With terrible winter storms brewing there afoot,
He knows Christmas is so close and so he must put
His children first now whom he loves deeply and whole! 
And so he must find red-nosed Rudolph to cajole
Him into guid’n...

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Rudolph paled because his nose turned brown
He couldn’t smile so he wore a frown

Santa wiped a tear from the reindeer’s eye
He hated to see poor Rudolph cry

Santa sprinkled on some Christmas dust
The nose is now red not a dark shade of rust

So look out of...

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This is the story of how Daisy the cow
Became one of Santa’s reindeer
Poor Rudolph was down with the flu
So Santa said “Daisy, come here”

“I’ll put a splash of red paint on your snout
And for one night you’ll be able to fly”
And sure enough, with a...

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Poor Rudolph his nose has turned brown
His antics have made Santa frown
For no one supposes
That folks with brown noses
Are trouble and let others down

12-06-17...

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Epiphany falls exactly
on the sixth of each January;
children call it, " La Befana ":
she's the opposite of Santa!

On the sixth of each January,
the dauntless witch flies away;
will the beak-nosed Befana find 
Baby Jesus and become kind? 

Children call it, " La Befana ":
an old witch...

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Bottle Nosed Dolphins
So powerful, yet graceful
Lifeguards of the sea...

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There was Snoopy and Odie,
Beethoven and Benjie
All the dalmatians, who caused a great freenzy,

But do you recall........ The most Famous Pug Dog of all........?


Jackson the flat nosed Pug Dog,
Had a very flattened nose
and if you ever saw him,
you would see he's pigeon toed

All of the...

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Sung to the tune Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer.



Jackson the flat nosed Pug Dog
Had to go out to pee,
Because we are in a Blizzard
Jackson could barely see

All of the other Pug Dogs
stayed in the house where it's warm,
He didn't have his sweater
Cause yesterday it got...

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'Twas the night before Christmas and all through the stable,

Not a reindeer was stirring upsetting Old Santa's timetable!
 
Sitting on their haunches were Donner, Comet, Cupid and Prancer,

And joining them in a snit were Dasher, Vixen, Blitzer and Dancer!

Rudy, that prima donna, relaxed in his...

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Now Rudolph the red-nosed caribou
 
has a task that only he can do

his job on Christmas Eve

though you may disbelieve

is to guide Santa's sleigh straight to you.


(Limerick)


12/07/2020


Christmas Limerick Poetry Contest Poetry Contest
Sponsored by: Alexis Y....

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Roy is such a jolly ole soul
who enjoys riding mule deer,
helping Santa at the North Pole,
most of all, spreading good cheer.

This year was different,
Santa decided to take vacation.
He informed Roy of this event
inquiring of his participation.

Roy shouted out with glee;
he became very ecstatic.
Calmly, he did...

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Festive Sing-A-Long Time!

There was dasher and dancer etcetera etcetera
Comet and something and something and blitzen
But do you recaaaaaaaall the most regular plain deer of allllll

BA DUM BUM BUM

Budolph the brownnosed plain deer
Had a very regular noooose
And if you ever saw iiiiit
You would even say….probably nothing....

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The skies open
and money falls
covering the earth with kindness
what will be
will be seen
in the paradise you have left behind
tell me oh wise one
how could it be
that we should reunite
beside the sea
oh lord of lords
oh king of kings
soothe your sad head
and we will speak
of other things
of...

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Long nosed earthy bookworm knows 'bout Angler Saxon

Shell yours truly share hook line
and sinker, regarding how I nearly
fell prey to off fish shill
doom for umpteenth time?

Ya haint got no choice... to late,
cuz eyes already clicked bait,
though don't worry be happy fate
will find thee enjoying poetic...

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Sant's Village Rap.

It’s too cold up here in Santa’s Village
Where everything’s hand-made and vintage.
There ain’t no natural resources;
Just ice and snow, not even horses.

Got reindeer, y’know.	Ho, ho, ho.

It’s hard to make so many Christmas toys
For all those good l’il girls and boys.
We must import exotic...

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