Jackson the Flat Nosed Pug Dog

Sung to the tune Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer. Jackson the flat nosed Pug Dog Had to go out to pee, Because we are in a Blizzard Jackson could barely see All of the other Pug Dogs stayed in the house where it's warm, He didn't have his sweater Cause yesterday it got torn refrain: Then a snowplow passed him by, Covered him with snow, Jackson, he was so uptight Almost forgot he had to go Got himself on the sidewalk shook himself off you know, Lifted his leg to the hydrant Made himself some yellow snow....... Jackson the flat nosed Pug Dog suddenly filled with glee, in the town of Waterloo Iowa He'll go down in HIs---to---ry