Best Noe Poems
last letter to you
Because from next moment,
I will not be there to live..>
Author Dana Redricks
February 4, 2019
What if was your last day
and you had to say goodbye
Would be ready to meet
your maker on your bye and by
As you cross the Jordan to
the shore
The life we live is nothing
more than a vapor compared to our eternity
Will you be headed towards
the promise land where streets are paved with gold
or choose the other place where you will tormented and night
Will you turn a deaf ear to God's soft whisper an offer of eternal
Life is only a whisper here today and gone tomorrow
Time is something we do not
have to waste; when it's gone it's gone
Time is something w noe cannot borrow
What has been given by God is what we have
Seek the Lord while you
can for tomorrow might
be too late
WHO IS JACK SCHITT?
The lineage is finally revealed.
Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says,
"You don't know Jack Schitt."
Now you can intellectually handle the situation.
Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and O. Schitt.
Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt Inc. They had one son, Jack.
In turn Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt and the deeply religious couple had 6 children: Holie Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt, Bull Schitt and the twins, Deap Schitt and Dip Schitt.
Against her parents objections, Deap Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school drop out.
After 15yrs. of marriage, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced.
Noe Schitt later remarried Ted Sherlock and because her kids were living with them she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock.
Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and they produced a son of nervous disposition, Chicken Schitt.
Two other of the 6 children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt who were inseparable throughout childhood subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens wedding. The Schitt-Happens children were: Dawg, Byrd and Hoarse. Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world and recently returned home from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.
So now when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt." , you can correct them because you most certainly do.
FAMILY HISTORY RECORDED BY CROCK O. SCHITT INC.
Spooky night
When on a dark rainy night,
Moon had cheated the sky,
No twinkle of stars in sight,
Scare was at its peak high !
Faster as I walked very vigilant,
Closer heard the footsteps follow,
Palpitations turned me intolerant,
Came trepidation, could not swallow,
Reflection veiled causing a gallop,
All of my strength as if it took,
Science and logic seemed a big flop,
Overpowered soon by the fictive spook,
My systems underwent absolute shutdown,
Beyond scope of thinking or a frown !
Written October 24th, 2014
For contest 'Ghost Stories' by Kelly Deschler
Noe entered for contest by Linda " Old Halloween"
Awarded 9th place win
got theses feeling
got me reeling
for you have this
come lets kiss and kiss
this is noe baloney
AM HORNY
better to be back in black
said Brett Boe
Coca-Cola for coy cat
replied Carla Coe
draw the duck down in dew
whispered Donna Doe
fries feed feisty firebugs
claims Frankie Foe
good guys grumble about golf
implies Grant Goe
hairy hilltops hide hat heroes
stated Harry Hoe
jackal junior joined the jazz jam
assured Jackie Joe
kings kneel before koala
declares Karren Koe
lonely lady lies in a lake
spoke Larry Loe
meanwhile muses moan in mud
complained Martha Moe
never nail the night in a nutshell
giggles Norma Noe
pisco for poor pigs in pubs!
shouts Paula Poe
quite quirky for quag queen
blabbed Quincy Qoe
rebel riders rule the roads
stated Ralphie Roe
only silly ships sail south
claimed Sammy Soe
triple taco tripped on telly
said Tammy Toe
violet violins vanish in vain
confirmed Vince Voe
waxy waffles weep on wire
told William Woe
Yeti yells at yummy yaks
asserts Yvonne Yoe
zig zag zone is zipped and zapped
finished Zack Zoe
Thair is this girl called : peace , love & pie . Her dad jumps out of aero planes .
Noeboddy noze why ! She wants 2 jump from aero planes too !
But if her parachute doent open, she wood be thrue !
She has a girlfrend called apokkullips ! She duz not cum frum Egypt ,
Or like stepping on the x-men,s space ships ! This girl duzzint have minny cloze !
And she duzzint have any pantyhose ! She just graduated frum hy skool !
But she duzzint have a swimming pool ! She likes jumping rope in a southern park !
Wair rednecks swing flayming mace balls in the dark , and her frends play with
Hoolah hoops , and thay all look like a bunch of goofs !her dad,s job is
Falling frum the sky ! Why thay pay him 4 this . Noe one noze why!...
The wind came in from the sea and blew me to pieces
scattered me through the hills of the Mission and Noe Valley
i saw it all
the saint of the fog was welcoming me
as i assembled my self on the north beach
The husk of me drifted back to shore
Crisp glints of glass greeted me
as a solid I begin to move with the rotation of the planet
clockwise blooming Dahlias' circled the mirror agents
buzzing in the coffee shops,
bookstores and the dens of the cephalopods
Ignored by the wall
the door began to creek
advancing the return of silence
my ride to oblivion
It's allways nice , win sum one hoo cairs is around !
Sirtin lies were toeld . But the cops fynally arrested the real rapest !
& the Mexican boys in the black birrays held the criminal until the cops came.
Did it matter , that the rape happenned last week & not 2-day ?
No! The Mexican boys kept kwy-it aybout the mysterious Ladey in the blue costume !
That Ladey looks aylot like Lucius krell,s dawter .
Did professor Jared harden groe an extra clone ,
That noe one else nu aybout ?
Hooz 2 say ?...
Stop them Now
I have an itch it breaks out in a red rash, been to the doctor
who says I’m suffering from an attack of Islam- phobia which
manifest itself with a strong antipathy against people who
drink sweet tea and not are willing to swill beer like us.
They also dress strange when going to the mosque, that is
ok, it only when they talk about Shari laws I feel as they are
trying to convert us to their way of thinking.
This is my country too I do not want it taken over by people
who represent another culture.
That is why I protest and march in the street, it is not about
Anti- Semitic, Anti- whatever feelings I, like my friends, are not
for bending to a way of life that is alien to us. We did not
have a revolution to let a group of fundamentalist be given
or handed over to a group of nutcases.
Kill me now decide my fate
Kill me now release me from this state
kill me now take the pain away
Bless me with this sweet mercy
Kill me now take the curse life is
Give me rest give me peace
Give me back my soul to keep
let me sleep the sleep of the dead
bury me away in a casket
lay dying roses by my head
Take my arm and take me to hell
Even in the pits of hell where my soul will for eternity burn
is paradise to the one in which my soul now dwells
Kill me noe set me free
please kill me now for i am already dead
dont you see
I will caress your bitterness and hatred and release them into a furnace of blissfulness.
I will embrace your pain and cause you to experience the gates of traquility as the city
of forgetfulness will rest upon the pillars of my shoulders.
Then shall you know the true essence of peace in the bosom of a unconditonal love. Then
shall you soar as the female eagles does when the storms are upon her. Yes, you will
discover how to overcome those obstacles which use to baffle and confound you.
Your strength and might will be a rememberance to all women who has travel your road of
pain and relentless avoidance of peace. You shall mirror all those matters which brings
your sisters to a dung-heap as they seek merely to just live in peace.
Yes my dear. you will be that noe element to free those of your gender who are shackle
and chained by the lies and fallacies of my sleep-walking brothers. What a tragedy that
you had to en-counter just toreach these thoughts which were meant for you and ll other
doves who have been snared by the ill-fate fowler that enslave fowls just for sport and
pleasure. Soar Girl Soar.
Love thy Neighbor
By Lisa Noe*Cat*
The violence is everywhere
It’s tearing me apart
In the churches, in the schools
No one follows the golden rule
Snipers randomly shooting down
Innocent citizens hitting ground
Black hates white, white hates black
Jews, Muslims, Christians they all lack
Love and compassion to join as one force
Fight our demons and set a new course
Bring together a world with no war
Stop treating earth as if it’s a whore
Be able to walk the streets day and night
Not be worried or overcome with fright
Raise your children, teach them to love
All their neighbors come push and shove
Shepherd the earth and keep it well
Only time will tell
We’ve polluted our fields and our streams
We’ve taken from God’s dream
He gave this earth as a home so pure
We’re destroying it, turning it to a sewer
Robbing coal and oil
Poisoning the soil
This world has just gone mad
Each generation has had a fad
Children no longer play
They worry each day
Will the world soon end
It’s man’s doing you can depend
He’s writing his own destiny
The outcome in his hands you see
It can be turned around
Everybody make a sound
Say stop to hate,
Try to relate
Make your little piece of earth clean
Help others sight unseen
Realize we are just one race
Humans from every place
Each one bleeds red
Listen to what I’ve said
“Love thy neighbor
As you love yourself.”
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Mango sirene is living in a material wirld . But is she a material girl ?
Mango sirene needs a job ! I doent noe if she can cook, but she,s not a slob.
Her frends moovd 2 California . Because thay wanted 2 git faymus .
I bet she likes cookies frum that cookie gie aymus .
Sum boddy should hyir her tu play batgirl on thuh super girl show .
Yvon Craig is dead , so hooz gonna noe ? She,s a pritty thing , she got sum wun 2 make her a cowl ! Win she goes 2 comics conventions ,her doggy must howl!
But why du so Minny girls in Michigan git top Sirjirry .
And is thair in thair shirts that makes it nessasary ?
We're all still the same dear, I still remain.
Your blood we'll spill here, it'll leave a stain.
How it breaks your heart, yet I don't care.
I watch you fall apart, I'll help your heart tear.
If you showed me heaven, I'd leave you there.
I took all of your sin, all that I could bear.
I start to laugh, for I was born for this.
Take the last photograph, for I'll no longer miss.
Tell me all your lies, I'll sit back and smile.
I'll share your cries, every once in a while.
Everybody sees, the web of lies you've made.
Hush your pleas, for my love will finally fade.
Everybody knows, this is our last song.
As your heart slows, I know I've been here for too long.
I'll take it all in, just like before.
I just didn't see it then, but I felt so sore.
My ever lasting love, is no more.
I'll let you dream of, the heart you tore.
You are noe, one of them.
I'll ask how, then let our fire dim.
With just a look, I should break your heart.
The so called love I took, while you ripped me apart.
The stars in the sky, tell of my fate.
I just wish you'll die, for you're far too late.
Do you feel the pressure, pushing down on you?
I'll let sorrow murder, for our love wasn't true.
I could be weak, and sense less.
Yet I couldn't speak, when I was left defenseless.
On my own, I can finally live.
I'll not feel alone, for you're no longer abusive.
I'll let you drown, in your own lies.
I'll push you down, despite your cries.
I'll smash your crown, in front of your eyes.