Best Nod Off Poems
Below are the all-time best Nod Off poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of nod off poems written by PoetrySoup members
The Land of Nod Off and ForgetPlease take off your shoes, you've entered into
The land of Nod Off And Forget
Where people try to get something done
But haven't done it yet
They forget...
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Categories:
nod off, funny, political,
Form:
Free verse
AwakeAWAKE ~ IN and OUT ~
Spring arising, before morning light,
I walk under the new epic sun
The aroma of yesterday, gone
Today's the day that will...
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Categories:
nod off, addiction, adventure, betrayal, cute
Form:
Free verse
If I Shopped For My Spouse Like I Shop For My AutomobileMy man was old and battered and was destined for the scrap heap
He’d failed his annual MOT as his many defects ran far too deep
His...
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Categories:
nod off, age, body, humorous,
Form:
Rhyme
Senescence
Just having passed another year
In quiet celebration
I was reflecting on my journey here
Feeling still quite young
Yet remembering
What a friend just had said ...
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Categories:
nod off, age,
Form:
Free verse
My Muse Is a Fair-Weather FriendWhen the temperature soars
My Muse is cranky and cross
Whether in or out of doors
Meter and rhyme are quite lost
My...
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Categories:
nod off, america, muse, poetry, weather,
Form:
Light Verse
TigerHe waits for chance to settle on my jeans,
This gentle relative of wild felines.
He starts to purr as he lands in my lap.
It is his...
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Categories:
nod off, cat, love,
Form:
Iambic Pentameter
Commercial SlamAN APPOINTMENT WITH DR. VIAGRA
Husband: Honey, I consulted a doctor before using this product and my ******** has lasted four or more hours so I...
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Categories:
nod off, angst, nonsense, drug,
Form:
Light Verse
From a B M WFrom a BMW
Slower than snails, slower than slugs,
Holdens, Hondas, and Volkswagen bugs;
All crawling along in slow moving lanes
On the fast freeway, bypassed by the trains.
All...
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Categories:
nod off, parody,
Form:
Rhyme
Nightmare On Elm StreetWhen we sleep we expect sweet dreams
The kind where we ride on moonbeams
Where everything is...
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Categories:
nod off, horror,
Form:
Rhyme
Golden Gift"Golden Gift"
sweet life as a golden retriever
a good therapy dog, stress reliever
changing lives I am called Venus de Milo
wagging my tail I shout a huge...
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Categories:
nod off, animals, me,
Form:
Rhyme
The Cardboard BoxI built a cardboard house
that came with four large flaps.
And when they're folded over
the roof it over-lapse.
I have to crouch inside it.
It's not made very...
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Categories:
nod off, adventure, creation, fantasy, kids,
Form:
Quatrain
SadistA frail woman walking home,
Quickly finds she's not alone.
A shudder ruptures her old bones,
As she falls to cobblestone.
Two young men without a home,
Quickly find they're...
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Categories:
nod off, abuse, age, corruption, dark,
Form:
Ballad
Mountain Home At DuskHe knew a world of lesser life,
"miles from here and everywhere," he'd often quip.
He sat in a swing hung from chains, soaking up nature
after the...
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Categories:
nod off, beauty, character, childhood, farm,
Form:
Free verse
You Are An OxymoronAlways wanting more
Looking for the score
Wanting the reward
They will not be ignored
OxyContin is addictive
That's why it is restricted
Your problem's self inflicted
Get some help, get committed
Everything...
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Categories:
nod off, addiction, health, humor, humorous,
Form:
Rhyme
December Flydecember fly buzzing by
how on earth did you survive
frozen cold outside
snow drifts waist high
how are you alive
december fly
december fly buzzing by
my naps slumber you deny
bzzz...
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Categories:
nod off, december, funny, repetition, sleep,
Form:
Rhyme