Best Neuter Poems

the dog ran and hid
they said the vet was coming
and the word neuter...

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Tom's  Rage ..
In  Cage ...

        Sharp  Cuts ..
       ...

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She’s so neg neurodegenerative,
so womb retro Neanderthal

Her backward moving bellow decisions
aren’t thoroughly modern mellow

Got lip kicker high heels
that testosterone neuter kills

Miss So and So
loves to...

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violet cosmos bends with the weight of a bumblebee
its honey a sway to blissful
slow drip tucked into breakfast glee

things of no small importance
vital
like forgiving mis-steps...

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I fell in love with a computer
Not for the sex, for it is neuter
It came without name
Oh my! What a shame!
I googled one and up...

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Early Days

An epic story told of men on earth,
My father’s life, and also mine
Wind planted weeds, we had a humble birth,
Not sprung from rose or...

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Amid, amid, amid, amid,
In the middle,
Between never and everlasting,
A haven for people idle,
A place that never is.
Began and built in imagination,
By ones who avoid
The cheap...

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** ORIGINAL MESSAGE ******************** 
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Lora Colon – Poemhunter.com

Okay, Long Tooth. You have some explaining to do. Really. I'm not sure what you are...

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Am a stargazer...
Born during winter..
Born as nocturnal..
Born as ideal..

Am a stargazer..
This month of December..
Am the masterpiece..
The master of peace..

Am a stargazer..
Born as neuter..
Not a neophyte..
Born...

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We are like wiggling aphids on a quantum computer.
Knowledge beyond the scope of the most gifted tutor.
Spaces and dimensions multiplied by infinity, plus one.

Therefore, I...

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I had two feral cats scheduled for surgery,
so I called a cab to take me to The Humane Society.
When the driver saw the cats, she...

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If big brother were watching me
just think  how insanely bored he’d be.
But never the less, I must confess,
I have been spied on ruthlessly.

Not one,...

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~Ann and Andy Drogynous~
(sung to the tune of ‘Mister and Mississippi’)

She would wear a pantsuit
He wore a pink beret
Ann and Andy Drogynous
Had a neuter way.
I’d...

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Down by the blabbing(babling) brook
Where daddy lived as a boy
Was a place of quietude and simplicity
        But one...

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CE - Capture/Exterminate
Not only is this inhumane, it doesn't work at any rate.
A "vacuum effect" is all that will create,
vacuuming outside ferals into a territory...

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