Best Muscles Poems

In the intermediate zone between heaven and hell
opinions and complaints, after much moaning, may
come to be held in common.

The way a flock of chickadees
moves through the woods, cheerfully, 
each bird taking a turn on point.

All meaning must be found, here, in the middle zone, 
notwithstanding...

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A healthy lifestyle is a balance between challenges and temptations
                                Make a hip bend...

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Today is going to be the day
I turn my life around
As I pull my truck over
To load up what I just found

I see it as my destiny
Someone tossed out their set of weights
With me at the moment in the mood
To join the fitness craze

So I...

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Today is going to be the day
I turn my life around
As I pull my truck over
To load up what I just found

I see it as my destiny
Someone tossed out their set of weights
With me at the moment in the mood
To join the fitness craze

So I...

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Most any man can do what most females cannot -
they can toss and hoist many things that weigh a lot
for they have muscles, not female strength struggles.

Otherwise, all are equal puzzle pieces
from the same Father-Mother-God and Jesus,
with same identical positive reaches
and the same negative thinking...

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Balloons can be rolled like balls in halls. But only halls that measure over sixty feet in diameter would ever please a pamplemoose. Pample mooses are appetisers in buffets so they must all run and hide in the cave now. And they can take that...

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The canvas- propped  blank on the tripod
The artist- flicked tunes on his iPod

The acrylics- were blended
The paint brush- apprehended

The self-portrait- was nearly finished
The man- in the piece real distinguished

The signature- bold
The piece- to be sold

The neighbours- came first for the viewing
The locals- arrived and...

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Well I was a wee bit dishonest, didn't dance ballet
But the girlies crowded around at the sight of my display
Muscles in my head
Which obviously led
To an oversized brain and led the girlies astray...

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I save my love in the cave
Where she roams free
Shoving aside the pride of the stave
Whose tentacles disagree

With the quality and quantity of care
Love demands in return for expanding horizons
In which she’s the key player whose flair
Dominates and dictates the zones

In which she receives affection...

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I pulled a muscle on my weak back
How long ago? ...about a week back 

I pulled a muscle on my thigh 
And also, one in my lazy eye 

I pulled a muscle on my neck and calf 
When I tried to imitate a small giraffe...

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Ukraine and Russia, what a dire predicament, an anticipated situation,
Muscles being flexed, by both sides, world jittery expecting confrontation,
A conspiracy theory, answer perhaps to depopulation?	
So many hungry and dying in every nation,
With this thought in mind, full steam ahead, no dissuasion!
I am not a conspiracy...

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Learning the science of living,
                Herculean task !
   what strengthens wisdom other muscles are... !...

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I first began running, just to have fun,
A way to exercise out in the sun.
A light wind was blowing, what a pleasure,
The time alone was a hidden treasure.

I found myself running mile after mile,
Never a thought of technique or style.
Slowly but surely, I picked up...

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1.	She gives him the push
when he says sex starving
is a greater sin
than fasting for his long life
or praying to the lingam*

				              *an image of Shiva

2.	after a tiff
lying under the same blanket
two of...

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Is your body blooming from the calories your consuming and you threw away that yoga mat? Learn a lesson from a cat. If too many hours on your derriere you've sat, playing on face book, conversing on chat, observe a cat. Are you curled up...

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