Mr Muscles

Today is going to be the day I turn my life around As I pull my truck over To load up what I just found I see it as my destiny Someone tossed out their set of weights With me at the moment in the mood To join the fitness craze So I open up, run around my truck As my regiment begins Wish I could find some neighbor kid To give this old man a hand And why they make these weights so heavy, I'll never understand I drive straight home excited Back my truck down the drive I'll haul the stuff in later As soon as my arms come back to life 3 hours later... Carrying what's soon to be the new me From the truck into the house To late to clinch the butt cheeks As my entire spine just fell out 3 months later... Still in intensive care And mounting chiropractic bills I'm thinking of just going the new American way And get my muscles from taking pills