Best Mooned Poems

He went to the dance in his kilt.
The boy knew he was nicely built.
Think of what the girl saw.
When the wind blew, Oh law.
For all that he had didn't wilt!!!!!...

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He put his hand on my butt, at my age
Maybe I should have mooned him full of rage
'Twould be nothing like the act, he'd set stage
The eclipsed moon awed, let me give applaud
Spiritual thing broad, now staring unflawed
The eclipse was beautiful that long night
Years ago,...

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A worrying thought came upon me,
what if I was on Santa’s bad list,
black coal it would be no toys for me,
my mind went blank and my heart fell,
Wondering, but who could I tell.

I waited for this day to appear,
Just wanting to see Santa’s reindeer,
a letter...

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