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Best Monkey Wrench Poems

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Premium Member A Softer Way To Die
A Softer Way to Die

We live and study life
We pray that somehow
God changes his rules. 
No one wants to die
No one wants to follow
Those complicated...

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Categories: monkey wrench, childhood, conflict, confusion, dark, death, how
Form: Prose Poetry



Premium Member Limerick: Once a tipsy Toddy-Tapper took Wench
Limerick : Once a typsy Toddy-Tapper took Wench

Once a typsy Toddy-Tapper took Wench
Up coco-nut tree with monkey wrench
He pumped her full toddy
Till Wench was tight...

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© T Wignesan  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: monkey wrench, humor,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Monkey Sonnet
Monkeys, apes, gorillas---all so close to human
They can sleep in any bed a hotel has extra room in   
Wearing glasses, reading matter in...

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Categories: monkey wrench, animal, humorous,
Form: Rhyme
GO OUT OF YOUR WAY
no time to take the scenic route we're always moving apace
no time to stop and smell the roses nor see the wonders of this place
we're...

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Categories: monkey wrench, faith, inspirational, upliftinggod, lost, god, jesus,
Form: Didactic
The Great Decision
Five vow to be corporate wench
To twist votes with their monkey wrench
The freed business fist
Full of money--they've kissed!
Gives Robert's court bench quite a stench

Moneyed pigs...

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Categories: monkey wrench, animals, satire
Form: Limerick



A Bum of a Man
Don’t walk on the grass, no sleeping on the bench 
Well if this don’t throw in that old monkey wrench 
What was it bothering? Since...

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© will karry  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: monkey wrench, bullying,
Form: I do not know?
Model of Authenticity
I fell off the assembly line,
halted production ... 
cost the robot makers money 
in lost time
No labor was given in the interrupted duration
Mind control wires...

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Categories: monkey wrench, identity, introspection, perspective, truth,
Form: Free verse
where the worm never dies
where the worm never dies and the fire's never quenched...foolish sinner souls stay 
drowning and drenched in streams of blood,sulfer and sweat...there is no escape...

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Categories: monkey wrench, death
Form: Rhyme
Sickly vine, thriving vine
Unjustly stymied, down by law,


The good citizen balks, throws his -


Monkey wrench into the grinding gears of society:


"They all be damned."


But freed, aided, 


The good...

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Categories: monkey wrench, freedom, society,
Form: Prose Poetry
poet prophet
Messiah complex
In a turtle neck
Twirling vortex wreck
Black hole quench
Talking in riddles
Might as well be speaking in french
Little skittle flecks
Buzzing from two twenty two's
Of bubbly Beck's
Clinching...

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Categories: monkey wrench, art, nonsense,
Form: Rhyme
Monkeying and Horsing Around
Absorb what you observe as quite absurd,
have fun with wacky wit that's seldom heard.

       For instance, watch a shrieking...

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Categories: monkey wrench, animals, funny, happiness, dog, dog, horse,
Form: Rhyme
where is my head
chatterbox monkey wrench
can't fix a thing
rusty lunchbox champion
never had any zing
mini munchkin dropout
only good for a fling
rabbithole ratfink 
listen to how you sing

i remember a...

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© Marty King  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: monkey wrench, poems,
Form: Rhyme
Father Daughter Rift Rivals Depth Of Mariana Trench
Argh resolution between
     self and eldest
     dear daughter more remote,
now then locating

     a...

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Categories: monkey wrench, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade,
Form: Dramatic Verse
FREE CEE are you from the ZOO 2
   ARE YOU FROM THE ZOO TOO?

At the zoo
trapped at the zoo
with nary a sky of blue
just sienna brown
and looking down
never seeing past...

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Categories: monkey wrench, angst, time,
Form: Monorhyme
Yet More TB's TBs
Okay, for Christy, who I could never refuse;

Do you have to be fat to have a large intestine?

I'm afraid to ask what kind of dance...

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© tom bell  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: monkey wrench, funny, on writing and words, parody,
Form: Burlesque
Just Another Day
Better don your leather chaps it's going to be a rough one
Pack extra roll caps into your Six Gun

Ask for double shots to compliment your...

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Categories: monkey wrench, funny, humor,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Happy New Year
'Twas the day before New Years
I rose from my bed
My visions of sugar plums
Were unexpected guests instead.

And what to my straining ears
Should I hear,
But the...

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Categories: monkey wrench, funny, new years day,
Form: I do not know?
Go Out Of Your Way
we have no time to take the scenic route 
we're always moving apace
we have no time to stop and smell the air
nor see the wonders...

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Categories: monkey wrench, faith, hope, inspirational, life, social, uplifting,
Form: Carpe Diem
Premium Member Bastille Day for Real
Bastille Day for Real
Jean Val Jean French "Mensch",
Rescued "Freres" From a Societal Trench,
Confounding the Monarchy With a "Monkey Wrench".

Marie Antoinette's "Let Them Eat Cake",
Only Inspired...

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Categories: monkey wrench, anniversary, freedom, jewish, patriotic, rights,
Form: Rhyme
Divine Intervention: Realize Thyself 2
It was divine intervention
that gave me life many times.
It was divine intervention
that held me close many nights.

I've let go of things that couldn't
be eand xplained...

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Categories: monkey wrench, spiritual,
Form: Rhyme
i o u
i o u
by Michael R. Burch

i might have said it
but i didn’t

u might have noticed
but u wouldn’t

we might have been us
but we couldn’t

u might respond
but...

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Categories: monkey wrench, absence, break up, divorce, farewell, goodbye,
Form: Couplet