Father Daughter Rift Rivals Depth of Mariana Trench

Argh resolution between self and eldest dear daughter more remote, now then locating a left handed monkey wrench, cuz she feels this papa did deliberate smote her upside the head, knocking Eden Liat stone cold in an abysmal trench thus, this dada doth fear a mill stone shaped albatross around thy neck aye will tote, where rotting bird doth emit fetid oppressive stench gloomily decry death asper, paternal progeny blighted love epitaph finis fate wrote. Methinks (nee knows) marital infidelity steep dividend warrant wrought chances greater finding needle in haystack versus pointless thought exercise regarding deus ex machina sought forgiveness ex post facto, rethought, yet miracle needed, viz twill require against overwrought progeny's psyche mor'n solo requiem Te Deum never sung, hence no guarantee father as overthought against embarkation entailing, nor divine chorus baptizing can nought assuage besotted dada's flesh, handwrought hence fiery eternal damnation no gunsmoke match e'en gunfought by Jesse James, no penitence bequeathed only dreadnought visa vis admitting how affair kneaded joyus kindling brought philandering husband discovered emotional refuge (against spousal epithet strewn expletive language, whence mistress besought similar sexual satisfaction, and subsequent fallout an afterthought. retrospective reflection stills nothing more serious then slap on the wrist while engaged (~ January 2010) with nothing sinful 'bout peccadillo tryst understandable wife got sorely pissed on the sly behaviour the missus blindsided, hence over looked and missed and figurative wedge cleft asunder nearly kissed our marriage goodbye extra-marital romp illicit, though we nearly came to fist sta cuffs, where salty crude name calling in conjunction with execrable derogatory cussing contribution complicit.