Best Minion Poems
MinionTears streamed down her face,
Her thoughts raced,
Her heart ached,
They made her feel like the only way to prepare
Was to hid her emotions from everyone who truly cared
And that is why she's scared
Of everyone's opinion
Congratulations society you made her a minion...
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Categories:
minion, deep, feelings, society,
Form:
I Am Your MinionWant to talk?
Silence.
Want to play a game?
Head shake.
Want to put a puzzle together?
Silence.
What can I do to help?
Head shake.
Has someone hurt your feelings?
Silence.
Can you tell me how you are feeling?
Head shake.
You are great at not talking.
I see a glimpse of a glimmer of a smile.
Breakthrough.
Thirty...
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Categories:
minion, 6th grade, 7th grade,
Form:
Free verse
I Fell In Love With a One Eyed MinionYou read the title correctly,
I realize that everyone's entitled to their own opinion
But, please read the entire story before you decide
Yes, I fell in love with a one eyed Minion
Like most of you I really enjoyed Despicable Me
and in it there was this one little...
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Categories:
minion, character, humorous,
Form:
Rhyme
My Minion manger baby--my one-in-a-trillion-gift
I the master; sin my minion
perpetual dominion...
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Categories:
minion, jesus,
Form:
Haiku
Dissonant Minion of LoveSo mischievous was Aphrodite's dissonant minion of love
Instinct is discerning towards arrows released from above
With a dishonest consideration to environmental influences
He pulled back his bow
Finger still wet from determining the wind's lingering effect
On the emotions below
Releasing piercing assailants from the invisibilities of...
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Categories:
minion, desire, emotions, february, freedom,
Form:
Rhyme
Impulsive MinionBanana is my favorite fruit
It looks like my aunt when she was in bloom
Yellow is the color I dearly love
It matches my skin tone...
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Categories:
minion, fantasy, , cute,
Form:
Free verse
Minion EmergencyOur new master is the silent one as evil as can be
His plan was to stock pile all the banana's in the world
and It must be said we whole heartedly agreed ,
Now banana's are spread around the world so we need minions by...
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Categories:
minion, fun,
Form:
Light Verse
My Henchman, My Minion, My StoogeHe was my henchman, my minion, my stooge, and we both liked it that way.
But then he moved away with a new girlfriend, and became her henchman,
Leaving me to fend for myself.
And after all I had taught him.
He was perfect, just the way he was.
Getting...
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Categories:
minion, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form:
Free verse
If I Were a MinionIf I were a minion I would wait for my orders.
At home and at work.
I would ask for a list.
I would follow it to the letter.
I would not be creative.
I would not be innovative.
I would never take any initiative.
I would follow the crowd.
If they...
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Categories:
minion, 6th grade, 7th grade,
Form:
Light Verse
If I Had a MinionIf I had a minion he would be gloriously deferent to me.
He would wash my dishes, he would pay my bills.
He would do my dusting, and he would vacuum.
Uh-oh.
This is sounding suspiciously familiar.
This minion would cook my food, he would buy the groceries.
He would bring...
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Categories:
minion, humorous, marriage,
Form:
Free verse
Categories:
minion, perspective, political, snow,
Form:
Monoku
Poindexter and His MinionShe had no one but Poindexter but he was more than enough
As a cat he was a force to contend with and rather wily and tough
It is Valentine’s Day and it is only these two supportive friends.
He is waiting patiently as she pours the milk...
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Categories:
minion, cat,
Form:
Rhyme
My Minion WingsBefore I down my cuppa, before I brush me teeth
let me go down on one knee and pray to thee
Before the sun arises and before the world rises
let me close my eyes so you can hear my cries
Lord, may you always be...
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Categories:
minion, appreciation, faith,
Form:
Free verse
A Saturday Morning Suburban LamentOh, from what demented mind was born
A thing so pointless as a lawn?
Surely some old eccentric lord
In a mansion, born both rich and barmy,
Who could so lavishly afford
A mighty artful minion army
Of sowers of seed and pullers of weed
Of mowers of grass and spreaders of...
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Categories:
minion, humor, nature,
Form:
Rhyme