Best Minion Poems

Tears streamed down her face,
Her thoughts raced,
Her heart ached,
They made her feel like the only way to prepare
Was to hid her emotions from everyone who truly cared
And that is why she's scared
Of everyone's opinion 
Congratulations society you made her a minion...

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Want to talk?
Silence.
Want to play a game?
Head shake.
Want to put a puzzle together?
Silence.
What can I do to help?
Head shake.
Has someone hurt your feelings?
Silence.
Can you tell me how you are feeling?
Head shake.
You are great at not talking.
I see a glimpse of a glimmer of a smile.
Breakthrough.
Thirty minutes after playing
With legos and animals this five-year-old laughs loudly
I...

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You read the title correctly,
I realize that everyone's entitled to their own opinion
But, please read the entire story before you decide
Yes, I fell in love with a one eyed Minion

Like most of you I really enjoyed Despicable Me
and in it there was this one little guy
a bit shorter in stature, hair parted in the middle
Deep...

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 manger baby--my one-in-a-trillion-gift
I the master; sin my minion
perpetual dominion...

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So mischievous was Aphrodite's dissonant minion of love
Instinct is discerning towards arrows released from above 

With a dishonest consideration to environmental influences 
	He pulled back his bow
Finger still wet from determining the wind's lingering effect 
	On the emotions below

Releasing piercing assailants from the invisibilities of love
Instinct is discerning towards arrows released from above

Some say he...

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Banana is my favorite fruit
          It looks like my aunt when she was in bloom

Yellow is the color I dearly  love
          It matches my skin tone even my little pinky toe

I have numerous cousins; hundreds of...

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Our new master is the  silent one as evil as can be
His plan was to stock pile all the banana's in the world 
and It must be said we whole heartedly agreed ,
Now banana's are spread around the world so we need minions by the score 
There's Carl and Tim and bob and Kevin...

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He was my henchman, my minion, my stooge, and we both liked it that way.
But then he moved away with a new girlfriend, and became her henchman,
Leaving me to fend for myself.
And after all I had taught him.
He was perfect, just the way he was.

Getting my coffee exactly right,
Five creams, two sweeteners and
A dollop of...

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If I were a minion I would wait for my orders.
At home and at work.
I would ask for a list.
I would follow it to the letter.

I would not be creative. 
I would not be innovative.
I would never take any initiative.
I would follow the crowd.

If they threw rocks I would throw rocks.
If they made fun of...

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If I had a minion he would be gloriously deferent to me.
He would wash my dishes, he would pay my bills.
He would do my dusting, and he would vacuum.

Uh-oh.
This is sounding suspiciously familiar.
This minion would cook my food, he would buy the groceries.
He would bring me sweet tea,
He would bring home pie.

I am so hoping...

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when a minion gives political opinion-snowflake in a blizzard...

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Oh, from what demented mind was born
A thing so pointless as a lawn?

Surely some old eccentric lord
In a mansion, born both rich and barmy,
Who could so lavishly afford
A mighty artful minion army
Of sowers of seed and pullers of weed
Of mowers of grass and spreaders of feed
That could do for him each filthy deed
And meet the...

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She had no one but Poindexter but he was more than enough
As a cat he was a force to contend with and rather wily and tough
It is Valentine’s Day and it is only these two supportive friends.
He is waiting patiently as she pours the milk and makes amends.

Poindexter has been a bit peeved since she...

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Before I down my cuppa, before I brush me teeth 
let me go down on one knee and pray to thee 
Before the sun arises and before the world rises 
let me close my eyes so you can hear my cries

Lord, may you always be my guiding light and friend 
so I can live beside...

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