If I Had a Minion
If I had a minion he would be gloriously deferent to me.
He would wash my dishes, he would pay my bills.
He would do my dusting, and he would vacuum.
Uh-oh.
This is sounding suspiciously familiar.
This minion would cook my food, he would buy the groceries.
He would bring me sweet tea,
He would bring home pie.
I am so hoping my husband is not reading this one.
If I had a minion, I would love him forever, and call him Joe, right honey?
Copyright © Caren Krutsinger | Year Posted 2018
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