If I Were a Minion

If I were a minion I would wait for my orders. At home and at work. I would ask for a list. I would follow it to the letter. I would not be creative. I would not be innovative. I would never take any initiative. I would follow the crowd. If they threw rocks I would throw rocks. If they made fun of babies, I would make fun of babies. If they stuck out their tongue, I would stick out both of mine. I would do whatever the masses do. With my family’s permission I would go to minion church. With my husband’s blessing I would read a minion newspaper. If my boss told me to jump out the window from the sixth floor I would do that too If I were a minion