I Fell In Love With a One Eyed Minion

You read the title correctly, I realize that everyone's entitled to their own opinion But, please read the entire story before you decide Yes, I fell in love with a one eyed Minion Like most of you I really enjoyed Despicable Me and in it there was this one little guy a bit shorter in stature, hair parted in the middle Deep sigh. love at first sight with a Minion with one eye His name was Stuart, and he was so playful and intelligent I knew I was smitten, but alas he wasn't real And although I could say the same about some humans... I could not show this Minion fellow how I really feel Wishful thinking flooded my mind as I curled up in a comfortable chair, tired, but not sleepy Next thing I know I appeared to be computer animated... yet three dimensional...and yes I'll admit, it was a bit creepy And there they were, a pack of Minions in the park surging forward as one, looking for another leader Then I saw Stuart nudge Bob and say, "That's her! That's the babe that was checking me out in the theater!" I was surprised that his speech lacked that familiar Minion dialect... Stuart stood on a bench, and gave me the sweetest little kiss He said, "I have noticed you in the movies, dozens of times, but never thought I'd see you like this!" Initially embarrassed that he knew I've watched him so often the shame subsided as I spent the day at his place We dined on banana flambe...and drank frothy banana shakes Afterwards he serenaded me with a ukulele, with such style and grace After dark, we took a stroll back to the park Laying in the grass, I couldn't decide which shined more bright the stars in the sky, or the twinkling in his eye How I wished it could be this way every night Stuart told me he thought humans were a glorious species and that he loved me with all his heart if it weren't for our differences in composition we would never ever be apart Then the sky and the ground began to buckle All at once I was taken completely unaware Instead of snuggling on the grass I was reclining on that comfortable chair I haven't seen him that way since, I guess blu ray or dvd will just have to do Although I miss him terribly, at least we had that one delightful day Yes, I fell in love with a one eyed Minion, you do believe me..don't you? 2/25/16