Best Meat Poems
We'Ll Meat Again .The deli-girl fumed and was swearing
At the Frenchman's request , so uncaring .
"Sir you are the dregs
NO !! I don't have frogs legs .
It's these ...
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Categories:
meat, funny
Form:
Limerick
Heavenly Meat PiesHeavenly Meat Pies
Nostalgic memories -
An awesome aroma
And an unforgettable flavor of
Freshly-baked, hot-out-of-the-oven,
Magnificent, “melt-in-your-mouth,”
Homemade mini meat pies.
Flaky, golden brown pastry crusts,
Filled with lots of love and stuffed with
Savory bite-size bits of tender beef,
Cubed potatoes, green peas, bell peppers,
Pungent garlic, garden carrots, celery, cilantro,...
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Categories:
meat, food, fun,
Form:
Free verse
Meat and PotatoesI got tired of losing
So much goddamn losing
Losing friends
homes
Hobbies
Moving to new towns and cities
Familiar faces of people I never met
Those who lived for years in the same place
They had their cliques
They got each other’s jokes
They knew what was on the next page
Mr. Jones down at...
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Categories:
meat, 6th grade, abuse, angst,
Form:
Free verse
MeatAnchored by its feet hangs the carcass
Butcher removes brisket and strings it
Chuck steak diced for stews and pies
Dark well matured silverside rests
Entrails give the dogs a royal feast
Flank minced for spaghetti bolognese
Gullet chopped into stock pot simmers
Hanging meat swings as the butcher works
Icy still from...
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Categories:
meat, food,
Form:
Abecedarian
Whale Meat AgainAll aboard this ship of fools,
all aboard she's sailing,
all aboard this ship of fools,
for we are going a' whaling.
From the harbour our course we keep,
for the distant Antarctic water,
to find the leviathans of the deep,
and begin our bloody slaughter.
All aboard this ship of fools,
all aboard...
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Categories:
meat, food, sad, satire, science,
Form:
Lyric
Spiritual MeatI use to stay hungry, would eat a healthy portion of meat. Still I felt incomplete, I was destined to repeat until I heard of Spiritual Meat.
Meat very good to eat, it's nourishment to the bones and can be a real treat even sweet. But...
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Categories:
meat, appreciation, beautiful, character, encouraging,
Form:
Prose Poetry
MeatShe turns up the blue flames,
lowers the chops.
Dripping crackles, iron is fat licked -
grease on her fingers.
The meat finds its voice,
splutters of buttery smaze.
The pork is in bloom.
The animal inside the flesh
disappearing.
The meat opening
florets of aroma.
My stomach is cramping,
not with anticipation,
but with an...
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Categories:
meat, poetry,
Form:
Free verse
Meat and Potatoes PleaseMeat and potatoes and chicken will not do
Has to be beef and genuine Iowa-grown corn-fed too
Mashed potatoes not those flimsy flakes from a box
Gravy stirred by loving hands valuable as Fort Knox
Dessert can be cake if you cannot get Mom’s pie
If you can there’s nothing...
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Categories:
meat, food,
Form:
Rhyme
10 Things To Eat Instead of Red MeatIs your go-to lunch roast beef sandwich?
Tomorrow you might want turkey instead
Here is why
In gen. red meat- such as roast beef
Not as healthy as other kinds of protein
Tends to have more cholesterol
Often has more saturated fat
Both things are bad for your heart
Eating too much red...
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Categories:
meat, baseball, boyfriend, brother, child,
Form:
List
Doth Mock the Meat It Feeds OnDo you see that man on the right corner?
I know those eyes that look in many ways
See, How my Libran man flirts with that girl?
Oh, what is this nagging emotion I have?
Why can’t I take away my eyes from him?
Damn that he is now getting...
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Categories:
meat, jealousy,
Form:
Free verse
Meat“Meat is bad for you,”
said the young vegan, lighting
up a cigarette.
...
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Categories:
meat, food, health, satire,
Form:
Haiku
Categories:
meat, funny,
Form:
Footle
Chicago, Meat Packing District...Dedicated to the memory of my great Uncle Fred,
Spanish American Veteran & worked a "night job" during
the depression, while supporting wonderfully my Mom's
family on the south side of Chicago, when she was young,
Grandpa had lost everything, but Uncle Fred saved our family
I have never been...
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Categories:
meat, family,
Form:
Lyric
Canned Unicorn MeatMajestic and grand, a wonderous mythical creature,
The central horn on their head is the prominent feature.
I’m afraid I don’t know much more about the unicorn,
But not sending you a birthday wish, I become forlorn.
So it seems I don’t have the knowledge to do this...
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Categories:
meat, funny, imagination, birthday,
Form:
Rhyme
I Want To Be a VeganI want to be a vegan
I want to give up meat
I want hemp DM's to wear upon my feet
No more burgers, sausages and no more lamb kebab
No more chicken drumsticks gotta fight the flab
Mushroom for me now, mushroom instead of steak
Instead of meat pie I'm...
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Categories:
meat, animal, drink, fish, food,
Form:
Rhyme