Canned Unicorn Meat

Majestic and grand, a wonderous mythical creature, The central horn on their head is the prominent feature. I’m afraid I don’t know much more about the unicorn, But not sending you a birthday wish, I become forlorn. So it seems I don’t have the knowledge to do this write, And so I thought about this problem with all my might, Did some research and found you something really neat, It’s made in County Meath Ireland, canned unicorn meat. Really pleased with myself to achieve such a perfect find, Then I read, you can’t eat the meat ~ just blows my mind. Seems the contents are torn apart stuffed unicorn parts, Imagine someone thinking up this item, they had the smarts. Well Poet ~ Destroyer, wish you the very best birthday, Sorry my poem on unicorns didn’t have more to say. View the ad on www.thinkgeek.com its really sweet, And I hope the joys of your Birthday are truly complete.
*IN HONOUR OF POET ~ DESTROYER’S BIRTHDAY OCTOBER 7*
Written by Lee Ramage with love! October 3, 2012 For Poet ~ Destroyer’s contest “Spoil me- with Unicorn poems”
Copyright © | Year Posted 2012

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Dietrich Avatar
February 13, 2015 at 12:47 AM
gosh, Lee, where have you been. Can't seem to find any poems of yours to comment to. you have to start putting up some new ones!! What have you been up to?
Johnson Avatar
December 27, 2014 at 6:52 AM
Very funny and touching, Lee. Thanks for sharing.
Pettit Avatar
October 10, 2012 at 12:18 AM
I've never seen unicorn meat in cans, but I've seen live oysters in cans. On the label, they say: "Don't eat me. I will be able to grow a pearl for you." Your descriptiveness and rhyming are quite good in this write.
Dietrich Avatar
October 9, 2012 at 10:58 PM
Unique among the unicorn poems!! I can't even imagine what stuffed unicorn parts means!! I enjoyed this one and congratulations.
Kendrick Avatar
October 9, 2012 at 3:25 PM
Cute one..I got a chuckle..It probably shouldn't be funny though..Great work..Thanks for stopping by..I have only flown three times in my life..Would be terrified to do that now but I would go if the opportunity opened up..I would just take an antivert and get on board..Sara
Ramage Avatar
October 9, 2012 at 3:38 PM
Yes, it was suppose to be funny! The advertise for this was actually real and on the internet, it is hysterical. Take care Lee
Horsman Avatar
October 7, 2012 at 4:14 PM
excellent winner, Lee, got P.D going,,,
Horne Avatar
October 7, 2012 at 12:23 PM
lol, love this unique and witty write, Lee. Congrats on your wins : )
Ellison Avatar
October 6, 2012 at 12:56 PM
Congratulations on a well deserved win! Hugs, Jack
Mannan Avatar
October 6, 2012 at 12:23 AM
Many congrats Lee for this wonderful win.
Brown Avatar
October 5, 2012 at 1:14 PM
Congratulations on your super win in P.D.'s "Unicorn" contest Lee. Love, Carol
Liwayway Avatar
October 5, 2012 at 11:29 AM
Congrats friend Lee for your winning poem. Cheers!! (^_^)
Onclaud Avatar
October 5, 2012 at 9:06 AM
congrats on you fine win, lee..:) huggs
A   Avatar
October 5, 2012 at 7:25 AM
Lee. Congratulations, with my Unicorn Birthday Poem... Ain't I just a greedy one..LOL.. love always~ The Poet Sweet Destroyer ~
A   Avatar
October 5, 2012 at 5:53 AM
Lee, mmmm unicorn meat... I love your poem..okay I'm off to close this one...hugs...pd
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