Sean Kelly Poet Limerick

We'Ll Meat Again .

The  deli-girl  fumed  and  was  swearing 
At  the  Frenchman's  request , so  uncaring .
"Sir  you  are  the  dregs
NO !!  I don't  have  frogs  legs .
It's  these  5 inch  high  heels that  I'm  wearing ".


He  said  " that pigs head  looks  so  meek ".
His short  shiny  snout  oh  so sleek .
But  to  her  surprise ,
He said  "leave  in  the  eyes .
It's  gotta  see  me thro'  the  week ".



Inspired by the talented pen of M/S Guzzi and her " Bull O Ney " , rhyme , for the double 
limerick contest ..

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James Inman November 17, 2015 at 7:03 AM Very clever, left me smiling.

Poet Destroyer A June 20, 2011 at 8:44 PM Poetry Assignment# Form: Ballad ~~ Category: nature, depression, mystery, and confused~ Title: * Butterfly tears *

Andrea Dietrich February 11, 2011 at 9:32 AM oh, man, I sure got fooled.I just went to see and this one is from August. Dang, these contests , I do not even REMEMBER this one, and how did I ever forget this one that I had loved so much the first time!!

Andrea Dietrich February 11, 2011 at 9:31 AM oh,my what a humorous ending, "see me thro the week" hahaha. VERY good. I have no clue about this here contest, but you are gonna do well in it!! Luv, Andrea

C.C Bloomsfield October 25, 2010 at 8:29 AM i just love the way you write Sean!Celene.

Doris Culverhouse September 23, 2010 at 6:18 AM This is too funny!! I love it, I missed it somehow. On my hollow woman poem, do you think I went too wordy?

Carolyn Devonshire September 22, 2010 at 8:00 AM Sean, thanks so much for your latest comment. Unsportsmanlike conduct is far too prevalent here and only serves to hurt the feelings of winners. The person who complained publicly about not placing in one of my contests had friends send threatening Soup mails to me. I ended up having to block them. Pretty sad, eh? Hope you'll consider entering the contest I have open now. Two more spots left to fill. Love, Carolyn

Poet Destroyer A September 20, 2010 at 8:58 AM Hello there Sean !! What a wonderful and fascinating enjoyment to read this wonderful poem. (( many funny thoughts go thru my mind while reading this awesome and clever write. Enjoy and take care,..p.d.

Harry Horsman September 6, 2010 at 9:32 PM still catching up with many poets, love these two. wonderful limericks, great stuff. Harry

September 2, 2010 at 11:47 AM This one comes alive on the page. Got a chuckle out of it. You are so good with humor. Congratulations on your win in the contest. I wish you ongoing success with your writing. Thank you for your kind comment on my poem. Karen

Brian Strand September 2, 2010 at 8:52 AM Yes Summer here ,as usual when kids go back to school,re TB's book sorry I don't care for such fiction.Rgds Brian.How will your lads do this year?

Andrea Dietrich August 16, 2010 at 8:44 PM SEan, I find yours to be one of my very favorite in this contest. Congratulations! LUv, Andrea

Carol Sunshine Brown August 16, 2010 at 5:55 AM Congratulations to you Sean on your win in John Freeman and Carolyn Devonshire's shared contest "Double Limerick Inspiration". Love, Carol

Joyce Johnson August 15, 2010 at 10:11 PM I laughed harder at this than any. I found it very clever. Congratulations. Love, Joyce.

Iolanda Scripca August 15, 2010 at 7:12 PM Congrats for your well deserved win. Alll the best, Iolanda

Dr.Ram Mehta August 15, 2010 at 6:08 PM Congrats on your win, Sean

Carolyn Devonshire August 15, 2010 at 4:27 PM John and I were far apart on our rankings, Sean. I love this poem! Congratulations on your placement. Love, Carolyn

Linda-Marie Sweetheart August 15, 2010 at 2:51 PM Congrats Sean on your winning poem in the Double Limerick contest with this great piece for an entry..enjoy your momentous victory this happy Sunday.. miss u.. am in Italy right now..getting married on the 22nd..luv.. yeah..

John Freeman August 15, 2010 at 2:33 PM Thanks Sean and congratulations on your place. Agape, Moses

Brian Strand August 8, 2010 at 1:24 AM The master 'limerick' man from Munster strikes again.Will they have a good season ahead > Rgds Brian

Andrea Dietrich August 7, 2010 at 10:27 PM hahaha, COOL entries, Sean!!

Wilma Neels August 7, 2010 at 8:19 AM Hehe gotta love this one, especially for the giggles I got out of it.. Best wishes for the contest Sean.. wilma

Carolyn Devonshire August 7, 2010 at 8:15 AM Laughing at your comments on my birds and bees, Sean. I put "ladies" in quotes to imply they were all cross-dressers. Thus, the cigar. No one's gonna get it, but what the heck. I had to give it a shot and that's what came to my mind. Guess I'm not the most "romantic" of writers. LOL Love, Carolyn

Dr.Ram Mehta August 7, 2010 at 8:09 AM Nice Limericks. Good luck, Sean

Carolyn Devonshire August 7, 2010 at 7:19 AM You leave the reader laughing out loud, Sean. Terrific limerick! Love, Carolyn