Maintenance

Maintenance There once was a wife who wanted her husband to maintain every single thing in the house. "Maintain the plumbing why don't you?" she nagged And on and on she nags, from sun up 'til sun down. "Where are my red satin faux fur slippers, she cranked in unison with, "Oh, bring me Scruffy now!" and "Let's not forget my Pierre' water boiled with lemon zinger tea.' Then one day the husband retorted, "I'll maintain the plumbing as the toilet paper situation needs to improve greatly around here." And as his voice trails off..."I won't let the door hit me in the a**... and you'll get Maintenance!"