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Brigitte my love
Our Country suffers of many debts
The people are restless
Whatever shall we do love?

Ah Macron, we must think past the cookies
The solutions are complex, answers evasive
Let me speak with Marie Antoinette, she shall know!
Queen of Navarre, By god we shall be saved!

Marie, Marie Antoinette our people are restless
Our republic is in debt. these are crazy times!
Whatever shall we do?
I am fed up, allons-y

Ah fear not, if they have not bread!
Let them eat Nutella!
Lower the prices
Nutella for the masses!!!

Marie, are you sure? very very sure of such things?
Oui oui, on with it, my father was emperor of Rome
Nutella will calm the masses
Come here Nemo. taste, see even Nemo is tres happy now!

And so France lowered the prices of Nutella
Thus began the nouveau French Revolution
Riots in the streets, brawling in the magasins
The uprising has began, we want our Nutella for free

The masses rose
Nutella for all, Nutella for sans prix
We are all somewhat fou for Nutella you see!
And so the masses fought each other for Nutella's liberty


Nutella one and Nut Ella all!
I swear to your Brigette
We should have given them Macarons!!!
People remain civilized with cafe and cookies! n'est pas?

Emmanuel my love, fret not
The revolution shall be quelled
Qh I have the perfect person for this
He shall restore order to our dear republic

Prey tell Brigette? Who could do such a thing now
Riots everywhere, the masses fight each other daily?
The streets are not safe
There is a shortages of Nutella now, we are doomed cheri

Non non mon amour, I shall call Alizee
She shall sing us out of the terrible mess
She is the mistress of Doug McMillion
This man can save us all!!

Brigitte, who is this man you call Doug?
Why Emmanuel he is the president of Walmart
He has squashed many Black Fridays rebellions
He shall save us all!!!!!!

From these unruly unsavory Nutella shoppers!!!!!


Vive la France!
Vive Alizee
Mange ton macaroon mon cheri
C'est ton droit et ta liberté


Translations
Allons-y = Lets go, pronounced similar to Alizee
Magasins = Stores
N'est pas is written on sound should be "N'est ce pas"

Mange ton macaroon mon cheri = Eat your macaroon cookies my love"
C'est ton droit et ta liberte = Is your right and your liberty

May Be

Maybe I’ll cross Wyoming, and so on, 
It’ll keep me from thinking about the Eiffel Tower,
Maybe I’ll cross Montana, with horses
This will save me hearing Pretsident Macron,

Maybe I’ll cross Wyoming, and so long,
Dancing with the buffalo in Yellowstone,
Sleeping one night under the Shepherd’s star,
This will save me from hearing the Eiffel Tower squeak,

Maybe I’ll cross Montana ou Wyoming
It’ll keep me from thinking about old rats
To think that Paris will write beautiful poems,
I have other ideas on my side of the Atlantic.

True Talk Heals

True talk heals, 
When someone speaks,
The truth about my small mistakes
As human being , 
I feel much comfortable. 
When someone speaks lies
About what I did not say or do, 
I feel so downhearted. 

Speaking the truth is my best drink
And I am addicted to it. 
I have been hated ,
                    Attacked, 
                       Ill-treated,
                           Excluded, 
                            Challenged, 
                                    Tortured, 
                                      Terrorised, 
                                          Persecuted, 
For speaking the truth on social media 
And face to face dialogues.

Meeting of man with
Man generates nix, 
Meeting of woman with
Woman gives  nothing,
Meeting of man with 
Woman produces Children.

How do you expect to get a future king or queen of England when men with men or women with  women 
marry each other? 
Imagine when a top  leader forces some people to do what he"she" can not do. 
The scripture says ,
                                  " Multiply on Earth" 
reason why 
 Presidents, 
            Kings, 
             Queens, 
               Princes, 
                  Princesses
Don't marry 
               gays 
                                       
Joe  Biden, 
     King Charles III, 
       Emmanuel Macron,
                Vladimir  Putin, 
                Jacob Zuma,
            Cyril Ramaphosa, 
                Yuheri Museveni, 
                       Barack Obama, 
                                     Xi Jinping, 
                     Mndala Chimbalanga II, 
                                        Kim Jong-un
Are happy to be  fathers
Because they have wives.
Some African countries were  imposed 
Some laws which seemed  useless to them 
And continued to obey what God said 
in the scripture,
                           " Multiply on Earth"

I don't think same - sex marriage
To be part of the  British 
Culture and traditions 
Because there is no King  
                               or Queen 
                               or Prince 
                               or Princess 
Of that royal traditional house
Who did such Marriage in their history. 

Hope this truth
Will heal many
People on earth. 
 I love you all. 

March 26/2023
By Alfonso Warally Ngengethe
 Mussabwa Chris


It's Liz's Turn

Go Man, Go with Liz.
That girl's got so much whizz.
Say goodbye to sorrows
as she, borrows, borrows, borrows.
Our nation's fortune waxes
the more  she cuts those  taxes.
She relishes a fight,
not she some 'Maggie Lite'.

Macron and Putin shake and shudder
Now 'tis Liz who holds the rudder.
Form: Burlesque

Food and Love

Food and Love Sonnet 
Today is my day off I’m not writing anything so I’m
free to think of the time I fell in love with the woman
In the cake shop, I was only twelve and a half and
often she gave me a hug and an extra cocoa macron  
I had plans and knew who I was going to marry, alas
I should have kept the plans to myself and not told 
mother who in turn told my aunt and soon everyone 
knew my secret. 
Deadly shy and embarrassed so I never got back to 
the cake shop again but found one in the other part
of the town the girl there was equally sweet and
often gave a slice of  fresh bread with goat cheese.
Food and love often go together...and why not both
are vital parts of life? I don’t eat much food anymore.
Form: Sonnet

Why Did Brics Members Refuse the Participation of French President To Brics Summit

many people wished to know why president Macron 
was denied to participate to Brics summit
 in South Africa. 
Could he spy on them? 
Was he thinking to join Brics? 
Could he interrupt the summit with his personal agendas?  
President  Putin could not participate to the summit 
as the International Criminal Court was pushing 
South African officials to arrest him which could interrupt the Brics summit.
Brazil’s president " Lula da Silva" called on Wednesday
for the Brics nations to create a common currency 
for trade and investment between each other,
as a means of reducing their vulnerability 
to dollar exchange-rate fluctuations.
BRICS formally announced Iran, 
Saudi Arabia, UAE, Argentina, 
Egypt and Ethiopia as full 
members  starting from
January next year. 
President of South Africa received many appreciations
for the good role of negotiator and organiser 
of a successful Brics summit.

August 25/2023


Premium Member Villanelle: Kill Not Mad Poets the Soul-Blood of Mankind For Emmanuel Macron

Villanelle: Kill not Mad Poets the Soul-Blood of Mankind
                  for Emmanuel MACRON

Kill not mad poets the soul-blood of mankind
   Better kill gods teacher-preachers saviours
Their words stretch galactic aeons of the mind

Who kills trills of the fine feathered chirping kind
   Never clapping thunder smother lonely warblers
Kill not mad poets the soul-blood of mankind

The Merle Noir maddens the Warbler Subalpine
   Will not the Woodchat Strike tease Yellow Hammers
Their words stretch galactic aeons of the mind

aiOoo loie loieC screEch screEch tWine tWine
   dingk dingk twingK clUt clUt aiOoo sRoothers
Kill not mad poets the soul-blood of mankind

Who but raving politicos seek to bind
   Mad poets lyrical fill hungry beggars
Their words stretch galactic aeons of the mind

Who recalls greed-fed conquests all anodyne
   Blissful mad morning trills drill Orphean Warblers
Kill not mad poets the soul-blood of mankind
Their words stretch galactic aeons of the mind

© T. Wignesan - Paris, 2017
© T Wignesan  Create an image from this poem.

President Macron and the Bobos

France is now ruled by Macroniens,
A species of urban boboniens,
Passably bright,
Not too far Right,
But perhaps just the latest d….d phonyens.

To keep France in order, the PoF
Must avoid moves might put them off :
An appeal to the Centre
Is a smart way to enter,
But too motley his triumph to bring off.

Credit, and how ! where credit is due,
Macron’s talent is rivalled by few.
He’s redrawn for the times
The political lines,
Like Bonaparte, de Gaulle and their crew.

His hold on power is complete,
Jupiter with cast hyper-elite.
No proles are in sight,
Now that can’t be right,
They may come to think he’s a cheat.
Form: Limerick

Cold Wind Over Europe

Cold is the wind in Europe
 It is a stormy evening brown leaves flying in the storm, they a
re dank and slimy, torn from the tree with no home to call 
their own. I`m thinking of Macron, the president of France
He is extolling globalisation, I`m a nationalist I come from 
a country that has naturally evolved has its own culture and
 an unspoken agreement on how people should perform.
We don`t want a global nation with one culture one language,
one thought as dictated by a newspaper owned by the globalists.
 It has been tried before under the dictatorship of Stalin.
Macron is, in the words of Oscar Wilde:” Deep down he is 
a shallow thinker.”
Migrants are welcomed in my country if the can blend be as us 
and not a confused mob demanding changes in the way 
we have accepted the system as it is.
Mass migration is a manufactured phenomenon it could
be avoided by investing in the countries they hail from and
is political to sow discord in Europe.
We see how the USA a beacon democracy, has been turned
into a semi- tyranny helped by the opaque forces of Zionism
they want globalisation to serve their end that is  to enslave
and bend us to their will.
The working class in Britain get it and the ditto Germans
to see the way their countries are going and protests
because of the know if this is not stopped a new war will
begin a war that can only benefit the Zionists.
© Jan Hansen  Create an image from this poem.

Ecstasy

Despite burning sun
Celebration in our mind
Macron on French throne
___________________________
Form: Haiku

Premium Member Sacrifice

Sacrificing oneself for others is the loftiest demonstration of loving God!*









© Demetrios Trifiatis
    29 March 2018


* Dedicated to the late French Lt. Col. Arnaud Beltrame who last week sacrificed himself to save others during a terrorist attack in Paris! R.I.P. you hero of God. 

* Arnaud Beltrame, was declared a national hero by the French president, Macron and he had a hero's state funeral!
Form: Monoku

Primary Primp

Prime Minister May
Set out one day
To Brexit a world gone astray

But President Trump
Just wanted to hump
'til the cows wandered home that day

Macron et Trudeau
Thought Brigitte Bardot
Might persuade the Donald to play

But such is our world
That Trump just unfurled
A cheque his attorney would pay

Of course Trump is rash
With taxpayer cash
He's not paid a dime that way

If that gets your goat
Putin has your vote
The GOP wins Primary Day!
Form: Rhyme

The Lost Huge Bread

When someone has nothing to offer and allow pride misleading him "her", hidden violances always be his "her" first thoughts. 
Quote by poet. 

The lost huge bread, 
When President Emmanuel Macron organised
A summit with the African young business people and leaders, he was told by some african youths to change some business rules so both parts could win fifty fifty interests in deals elsewhere the huge bread would 
get lost. 
The African young leaders understood
 that President Macron would face challenges 
 because of many mistakes of his seniors in Africa 
reason why they put their demands on table to avoid 
the  big loss. 
It was hard for the young french President to convince
his senior french leaders so that he could respond 
well the demands of the African youths. 

The lost huge  bread, 
The big loaf of bread is not yet gone ,
French government has not yet reply to their demands.
The big target of the African youths is to capture 
DRCongo under their 100 % control to honour 
the big victory of Emery Patrice Lumumba which
 was destroyed through stupid coup d'état. 
French government was accused by many
 young African political , traditional and religeous
 leaders as one of the best trouble makers 
in french speaking African countries. 
It is still time for French government to stop supporting rebels in DRCongo  and other places
to rebuid trust in some African countries. 

The lost huge bread, 
Young sahel African military defence forces 
understand the politic of their region well reason why
they don't want to fight against the french military
 in their zones because of the selfish world leaders.
They continue sending calls for french military 
to relocate in Niger peacefully 
and go to protect their french territorial integrity 
and national sovereignty 
in france.
When you enter the house of someone peacefully 
And you are told to go back home peacefully 
Those people are more wisers. 


August 5/2023
By Alfonso Warally Ngengethe 
Mussabwa Chris

The Enigma

Enigma 

The USA has Trump
and the whole world suffers under his tyranny.
But we must not forget he was elected
and will be elected again.
Does this half of America guilty too?
or are the people so uninformed and propagandized
they think Trump is excellent? (because he says so)
Many Jews say they dislike the leadership in Israel
but do nothing about to stop it,
or they will not survive as a country if they are not
cruel towards the Palestinians.
Macron of France is a tyrant, ignores peoples wishes
and only listens to bankers, the workers i
is not essential in his rarefied world, and we do accept
his immoral serpentinites.
The British ditched a social leader; now they have got
a man who works against their interest and given time
will bring this once great country to its knees.
Have they got a leader they deserve?

Premium Member Tares and wheat

Von der lye-ing  says there is a beast.' 
Snarly and growly, its out in the east.'
quyeer and macron; rutter complain
All un-masked' their con-vid lies well slain!
Even bread is bugged, this report is the least!
Form: Limerick

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