Best Loser Poems
Boozer Not a LoserA billionaire, he knew each wine by name
Todd Worthington of inheritance fame
Blindfolded he taste-tested
Fans watched so interested
Until a street boozer put him to shame
Fred stumbled in, challenged Todd to a race
Though Fred was not...
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Categories:
loser, funnywine,
Form:
Limerick
Loser, Let GoI dangle from a frayed, silken cord of melancholy ...
Gaping beneath me, a chasm of hope and elation, aglow.
For most of a lifetime I've wrapped a cloak of worthlessness about me,
Using the flashes of talent to adorn the dark neglect like stars.
Oh, there is an...
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Categories:
loser, analogy, fate, father, life,
Form:
Free verse
An Alcoholic LoserI
am
so sad
my soul aches
I don't want to drink
but it allows me to function
when gin is not in my system my body just shakes
I'm an alcoholic that's lost self, family and job, a loser without a home
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Categories:
loser, depression, drink, how i
Form:
Fibonacci
Loser, Not a Cheater
Dear life, I have not struggled
for being called cheater….. I might have
kept my promises but that doesn’t
make me a cheater…. when all my plans
gone wrong, I thank you for the help
you did, the people you gave but,
I still continue to fail… so please,
call me a...
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Categories:
loser, appreciation, character, deep, fate,
Form:
Free verse
They Say He's a LoserThey think he's a loser, shrouded in shame,
A nameless face in the endless game.
But beneath the surface, where stories diverge,
A hero awaits, on the verge to emerge.
His trials unseen, his battles unspoken,
A heart unyielding, though bruised and broken.
He walks alone, embraced by the night,
Yet carries...
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Categories:
loser, abuse, anxiety,
Form:
Rhyme
LoserI feel as if I’m inadequate,
No job and no money, worthless…
I’m sad and jealous…
I feel like a loser, with nothing
To show,
I feel fat and gross,
Internal battles are plaguing me…
I wish I looked different,
And had something to feel proud of…
I have nothing to contribute,
And I...
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Categories:
loser, body, identity, pain, self,
Form:
- Loser Drip Blue -Bad guys,
I recognize the bad guys
some hate to lose
The big game
cross into the shade
A fast-paced ride
success is not a highway
...
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Categories:
loser, goodbye,
Form:
Light Verse
LoserI know my Damsel waits for me
Perhaps chained to some balcony
If I could only find the Key
I could set her free
The castle walls are high, I hear
Guarded by some guys, I fear
How to get inside's unclear
Planning this could take a year
This castle might just...
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Categories:
loser, allusion, desire, dream, wisdom,
Form:
Rhyme
Laugh LoserThere was a stand-up joke maker
Whose act was a crowd shaker.
She was highly hilarious
But found to be nefarious.
Now her fans in hordes forsaker....
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Categories:
loser, humor,
Form:
Limerick
Lottery LoserI enter the lottery discretely
For a dollar I do it quite cheaply
I’ve never won a cent
But this doesn’t prevent
Me from giving them my money weekly...
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Categories:
loser, funny,
Form:
Limerick
The Biggest LoserThere goes the Donald again, flapping his mouth
Every time he lets it fly, his ratings go South
And she who would be chief Constitutional vandal
The media just glossed over her latest scandal
Truly it’s a contest to see who’s the biggest loser
So put Jillian Michaels in charge;...
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Categories:
loser, america, humor, political,
Form:
Couplet
Around 4 Am - Lived Life As a Loser SnoozerI have a lot to write and say, buddy, so hear me out some more
Don’t make me feel lower than I have ever felt before…
Listen, understand and stay quiet until I say no more…sorry if I’m a bore...
Know this – a sea of beauty isn't...
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Categories:
loser, addiction, anxiety, betrayal, conflict,
Form:
LoserDonald Trump- He's FIRED...yep, he's been tossed
Some say, he's been cheated...double-crossed
Geez, he still won't concede
How much time does he need
To admit to himself that he lost
Out On A Lim Poetry Contest
Sponsor: Joseph May
11/22/2020...
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Categories:
loser, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
Categories:
loser, girlfriend, loss, lost, lost
Form:
Couplet
The LoserThe loser
I've been defeated ..
I gave it my all,this fall that I took was of my own careless fault.
But the winner took all and the new challenges that will be presented will
Cause the winner to fall and will so immediately experince being the...
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Categories:
loser, feelings, poetry, spoken word,
Form:
Dramatic Verse