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Premium Member Boozer Not a Loser
A billionaire, he knew each wine by name

Todd Worthington of inheritance fame

      Blindfolded he taste-tested

     Fans watched so interested

Until a street boozer put him to shame


Fred stumbled in, challenged Todd to a race

Though Fred was not...

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Categories: loser, funnywine,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Loser, Let Go
I dangle from a frayed, silken cord of melancholy ...
Gaping beneath me, a chasm of hope and elation, aglow.
For most of a lifetime I've wrapped a cloak of worthlessness about me,
Using the flashes of talent to adorn the dark neglect like stars.

Oh, there is an...

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Categories: loser, analogy, fate, father, life,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member An Alcoholic Loser
I
am
so sad
my soul aches
I don't want to drink
but it allows me to function
when gin is not in my system my body just shakes 
I'm an alcoholic that's lost self, family and job, a loser without a home




 


Contest:Writing Challenge Fibonacci
Sponsor: Dear Heart
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© Alexis Y.  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: loser, depression, drink, how i
Form: Fibonacci

Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry



Loser, Not a Cheater
Dear life, I have not struggled
for being called cheater….. I might have
kept my promises but that doesn’t
make me a cheater…. when all my plans
gone wrong, I thank you for the help
you did, the people you gave but,
I still continue to fail… so please,
call me a...

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Categories: loser, appreciation, character, deep, fate,
Form: Free verse
They Say He's a Loser
They think he's a loser, shrouded in shame,
A nameless face in the endless game.
But beneath the surface, where stories diverge,
A hero awaits, on the verge to emerge.

His trials unseen, his battles unspoken,
A heart unyielding, though bruised and broken.
He walks alone, embraced by the night,
Yet carries...

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Categories: loser, abuse, anxiety,
Form: Rhyme
Loser
I feel as if I’m inadequate,
No job and no money, worthless…
I’m sad and jealous…

I feel like a loser, with nothing 
To show,
I feel fat and gross,
Internal battles are plaguing me…

I wish I looked different,
And had something to feel proud of…
I have nothing to contribute,
And I...

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© Eden Ryan  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: loser, body, identity, pain, self,
Form:



Premium Member - Loser Drip Blue -
Bad guys,
    I recognize the bad guys
    some hate to lose
    The big game
    cross into the shade
    A fast-paced ride
    success is not a highway
 ...

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Categories: loser, goodbye,
Form: Light Verse
Premium Member Loser
I know my Damsel waits for me
Perhaps chained to some balcony 
If I could only find the Key
I could set her free

The castle walls are high, I hear
Guarded by some guys, I fear
How to get inside's unclear
Planning this could take a year

This castle might just...

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Categories: loser, allusion, desire, dream, wisdom,
Form: Rhyme
Laugh Loser
There was a stand-up joke maker
Whose act was a crowd shaker.
She was highly hilarious
But found to be nefarious.
Now her fans in hordes forsaker....

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Categories: loser, humor,
Form: Limerick
Lottery Loser
I enter the lottery discretely
For a dollar I do it quite cheaply
I’ve never won a cent
But this doesn’t prevent
Me from giving them my money weekly...

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Categories: loser, funny,
Form: Limerick
The Biggest Loser
There goes the Donald again, flapping his mouth
Every time he lets it fly, his ratings go South

And she who would be chief Constitutional vandal
The media just glossed over her latest scandal

Truly it’s a contest to see who’s the biggest loser
So put Jillian Michaels in charge;...

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Categories: loser, america, humor, political,
Form: Couplet
Around 4 Am - Lived Life As a Loser Snoozer
I have a lot to write and say, buddy, so hear me out some more
Don’t make me feel lower than I have ever felt before…
Listen, understand and stay quiet until I say no more…sorry if I’m a bore...
Know this – a sea of beauty isn't...

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Categories: loser, addiction, anxiety, betrayal, conflict,
Form:
Premium Member Loser
Donald Trump- He's FIRED...yep, he's been tossed 
Some say, he's been cheated...double-crossed 
Geez, he still won't concede 
How much time does he need 
To admit to himself that he lost  



Out On A Lim Poetry Contest 
Sponsor: Joseph May 
11/22/2020...

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Categories: loser, humorous,
Form: Limerick
A Loser
Only a loser misses 
his accidental misses.

Volodymyr Knyr 
2014...

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Categories: loser, girlfriend, loss, lost, lost
Form: Couplet
The Loser
The loser

I've been defeated ..
I gave it my all,this fall that I took was of my own careless fault.
But the winner took all and the new challenges that will be presented will
Cause the winner to  fall and  will so immediately experince being the...

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Categories: loser, feelings, poetry, spoken word,
Form: Dramatic Verse

Book: Reflection on the Important Things