Tom Quigley Poet Couplet

The Biggest Loser

There goes the Donald again, flapping his mouth
Every time he lets it fly, his ratings go South

And she who would be chief Constitutional vandal
The media just glossed over her latest scandal

Truly it’s a contest to see who’s the biggest loser
So put Jillian Michaels in charge; we could really use her

Is he nastier than her, or she worse than him?
Instead of the White House, get their butts to the gym

The true biggest loser, of course, is plain to see
The ordinary Americans like you and me...

8/2/16

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Elissa Quigley August 26, 2016 at 11:46 AM Very true. Even though I can't vote yet

Demetrios Trifiatis August 3, 2016 at 11:03 AM Yes, always the voters are those who lose! Great writing dear, Tom! You have to choose between two evils choose the lesser one. The problem is to find who that person is.

Andrea Dietrich August 3, 2016 at 6:37 AM YEp, the true losers are WE. This is the way politics have turned. And it's been that way a long time now. VEry well done

Tim Smith August 2, 2016 at 1:17 PM You are so right Tom...who can screw up the country the least....I'm still not sure Tom Quigley August 2, 2016 at 2:51 PM Ugh...yes. Dunno.

Kim Merryman August 2, 2016 at 12:11 PM Ha! Ha! So true, and more sad than funny. Great write, Tom! Blessings! Tom Quigley August 2, 2016 at 2:50 PM Thank you, Kim!

Anne-Lise Andresen August 2, 2016 at 12:09 PM - Not my country ..... not my "president" ...... but Donald is frightening and an angry man .... behaves very "childish" ... A well written poem ..... . hope he loses big ..... I agree with, Daniel Turner - hugs // Anne-Lise :) Tom Quigley August 2, 2016 at 2:50 PM Thank you, Anne-Lise. My guess is that many people don't want to go near controversy. Of course there's supposed to be a bunch of drama going on here, and I don't ever seem to run into it... Anne-Lise Andresen August 2, 2016 at 12:23 PM - I wrote a poem about Donald .... "God Bless America" a while back (posted 08/03/2016) ...... many reads numbers, but few comments :)))) .... a theme no one dare give their opinion ? ! ??

Charlie Smith August 2, 2016 at 11:29 AM Quite the choice, Hmmmm...Thanks for sharing.

Daniel Turner August 2, 2016 at 10:57 AM Great political humor. Personally, I'll take Hillary. If The Donald becomes president we'll be at war within 6 months. I mean a full scale war! Too thin skinned. But yes, you are correct Tom. Tom Quigley August 2, 2016 at 2:49 PM Thanks, Daniel!