Best Lose Your Head Poems

King Henry VIII and His Wives 

By Elton Camp

When Henry’s brother was too young to care
He was made to wed a princess from over there
But you must do just what we say little fella,
Catherine's the child of Ferdinand and Isabella

Catherine had not been Queen for...

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summers’ last prayer

you’re about to lose your head…

while getting some tail


*For the Praying Mantis Haiku Contest...

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Well done Arsenal, we DID secure fourth place
In Europe's elite we've saved some face
Though we sold our rivals the title race
With that sweet spot on van pursy's lace

We left it late, but what a run
As tottenham's hotspur was coolly out gunned
Those sad fans looked duly...

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>Did you remember it today?
Did you stay quiet at 11 AM I say?
Were you out, or indoors?
Were you one 11 AM ignored?

I stood a moment on my own.
Was in my office all alone.
No one did me telephone.
Internet was off in my home.

I thought of all...

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If you stick your neck out for a friend, you’re likely to lose your head.
A friend is a potential enemy in disguise as a loving wife just before vowing ties.
Friends are of all kinds but the kind you want them to be.
A friend you use...

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"Look, look, my dearest! Look at the sky!"
Said the tall cave dweller
With a sparkling smile in his eye

"Do you see the that vibrant rainbow?"
He asked the little pumpkin he held in his arms
"We must chase it! We must go!"

The pumpkin pouted and lay still on...

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A HEART DIVIDED

A heart divided,
Loving two,
Can't decide what to do.
Go with one and leave the other,
Or go with the other and leave the one.
Use your head and lose your heart
Or use your heart and lose your head.
My heart says, "Let it be."
My head says, "Listen...

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What's a matta Rick?
Get tired or sick
Bored of your board?
The chore you adored

Now left for a ghost
No more here to post
Left for all but dead
Did you lose your head?

Did ya fugeddaboutit?
can't get a "roundtuit?"
Left it high
Left it dry

Go outta your mind?
Get lost in time?
On to...

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As if thanksgiving wasn't enough
being a turkey 
is pretty tough
One moment your in a green fiield
getting fat
with your family and friends
Then your life comes to
a nasty end,

As a cruel farmer
with a huge axe
made of Sheffield cold steel
sharpens the edge
upon a grinding wheel.

Moments later
you lose your...

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Hey guys 
Just a little word of warning if you are attracted to me

With my alien looking lime green triangular head and bulging eyes
You can see I’m so alluring …
But I’m the epitome of a ‘lady-killer’
Yes, me this innocent looking little green insect

Let me make...

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Love is beautiful , till the illusion remains. 
It's sweet and welcoming, 
And calms all your pain.

It sends butterflies that flutter by,
And slowly, it sinks deeper
Leaving you dazed and renewed, never once thinking.

Company, is what makes you stronger.
Untill the company is bored,
And wants you no...

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What if a bee forgot how to sting?
Is a choirboy not able to sing?
Can birds fly without flapping each wing?
Why is it that you are losing everything?

You lose things here.  You lose things there.
You are losing things everywhere.
It all seems like a terrible waste
whenever...

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Lessons on Head Containment

People lose their heads
It’s what they do 
And should it happen to you
Someone could use it for bowling
Let us pray for containment
Generally and specifically speaking
It is advised
Don’t be born
At the time of the guillotine
Or be of any political persuasion
From that
Or any other...

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School sucks
I see red,
As I tuck
Them into bed.

Children are fed
Tucked into bed,
The last one down,
His name is Ned.

Act like you're dead,
Make me see red,
What about Ned?
Listen! I said.

You are not dead,
Do what I said,
Like Mr. Ted
And keep us fed.

Don't lose your head,
Make me see red,
You...

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4/27/16


Fluctuations and changes in weather
Forever and ever
Together
Through whatever whenever wherever
For the better
Throughout any endeavors
And adventures
While above and below birds of the same and different feathers
Remember
I would never treat you lesser
Anytime anywhere whether it is or is not interstellar
Near or far away from motion sensors
And the...

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