Best Lord Of The Rings Poems

12/22/14



Props to the original Baggins
And his bravery towards the dragons
While he could've stayed behind with the wagons


Just a hobbit and quite the comic
But he should've watched it
And use all logic
Before trying to put on the ring inside of his pocket
Because another was unfortunate and lost...

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I was once obsessed by Tolkiein,
But now I've kicked the Hobbit....

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I've stepped out of Earth's atmosphere
  Don't expect me for dinner, my dear

Past Mercury, Venus and Mars
  Out my window shine trillions of stars

Catch a glimpse of me going 'round Saturn 
  Just follow the rings' elliptical pattern

And when I'm beyond the...

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The basement bulb goes out, I lack a spare
My cat licks my ice cream, I'm OK to share
My laptop gives my face a glow
I'm wrapped up in a magic flow

I imagine leaving the world of men
through Moria to Caras Galadren
float this door to the Arduin...

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