Best Leia Poems
Star Wars’ Princess Leia
Her real father she had no idea--
Was evil Vader from the Dark Force
Aghast she, with his voice so coarse.
Leia then met scoundrel Hans Solo
Got no lightsaber, but donned a sexy polo
He vexed then enticed this Jedi lass
Till our rascal froze in carbonite brass!
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Star Wars Rebellion:
A galactic game of Risk—
Empire/Alliance.
Alliance Leaders:
Luke Skywalker, Han Solo,
Leia, Mon Mothma.
Young Luke Skywalker
Has to confront Darth Vader,
Becomes Jedi Knight.
Han Solo pilots
The Millenium Falcon
With friend Chewbaca.
Leia Organa:
Very strong diplomat,
Potential Jedi.
President Mothma:
The rebellion’s heart and soul,
Great at recruiting.
Rebel advantage:
They are able to move their
Secret Headquarters.
Imperial Leaders:
The Emperor Palpatine,
Dark Lord Darth Vader.
Evil Palpatine,
A.K.A. Darth Sidius,
Dark Lord of the Sith.
Apprentice Vader
Was Annakin skywalker,
Seduced by dark side.
Control production,
Build mines and refineries,
Fight for resources.
The construction yards
Are used to build everything.
Must be defended!
To create armies,
Need training facilities.
Must be defended!
To build more starships,
Build or capture space stations.
Must be defended!
Special characters:
Assassins, Spies, Commandos,
And Infiltrators.
Planet resources
Gained by colonization,
Diplomacy, conquest.
To gain VICTORY:
Capture/destroy headquarters,
Capture the leaders.
Idealogies?
What’s the real goal of all wars?
Control resources!
Revolt! We must do all we can!
Empire rising! Stand strong!
Better fight if you want to stay free,
Emperor Palpatine must be stopped!
Let it be known here and now
All must fight for freedom for all!
Leaving no creature behind,
Leaving no planet unprotected!
I Leia, will lead this Alliance,
Against anyone seeking to harm us;
Never have I backed down!
Can we all do our part?
Each of us must stop the Empire!
“There is…another…Skywalker”
Though she’s not a Jedi Knight
The force is strong in her
She fights darkness with the light
A woman unafraid of danger
Princess Leia is her name
The kingdom is at stake
She’s out to win this game
She has wit, charm and beauty
A treat for Jabba the Hut
She kills that slimy sick beast
Will not sink down into smut
She wins the heart of Solo
Handsome rebel on the run
He brings to life her feelings
For his smile rivals the sun
She fears her evil father
But her brother knows how to save
For he is a Jedi knight
The force in him makes him brave
Star Wars is NOT a movie
That you view on some grand screen
It is not merely fiction
Thought up in someone’s daydream
There IS a mighty battle
That is fought out every day
The good tries to win the fight
The bad tries to have full sway
The “FORCE” is ever present
To give strength to overcome
Sure victory is in sight
Won by the only true SON
We all can be Skywalkers
Every day we can decide
To join forces with the good
And to shun the evil side
So, be brave and strong of heart
The saber is yours today
Go in with a rebel yell
FIGHT in the galactic play!
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By Poet Destroyer
August 20, 2013
1799 c.e.
Invading the privacy of Egypt’s estate,
Napolean and troops on their tippy toes,
Sweetly snatching the Rosetta Stone.
Turning it over cartouche style,
Lusting to surround Josephine, in battle.
Their royal names forevermore, amore…
Jean-Francois Champollion joined the duo in bed.
His hands glided, over three parallel scripts –
Hyroglyphic, demotic, and Greek; translation exotic
1978 c.e.
Princess Leia, a 3-D hero hologram
Parlayed with charming communication
She held a saint and a rogue in her sultry hands
Present Day in the bedroom of his royal highness
Egyptian tomb exhumed, enlightened, laser projected -
No protection from the spirit of matrimonial melee.
Dutifully terrified, damsel in distress; holographic mistake.
May the forth, known as Star Wars Day
I’ve planned a party and buffet
I’ve got son a Darth Vader mask
Styling his sister’s hair’s a task
I’ve got her hair buns right this year
She’s dressed up as Princess Leia!
Chewbacca plays with Hans Solo
C3PO’s also in tow!
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She was a writer and she also loved to act.
While she was on a plane, she had a heart attack.
I thought that she was getting better but sadly, she didn't make it.
Her fans are devastated by her untimely death, people can't take it.
She had many acting roles but she'll be best remembered as Princess Leia in Star Wars.
When a person dies, it's always painful and it's something that people can not ignore.
Everybody wanted her to get better and we were shocked to see her die.
Now all of friends, family and fans grieve because we have to say goodbye.
[Dedicated to Carrie Fisher (1956-2016) who died at the age of 60 on December 27, 2016.]
"THE BALANCE IS MOVING"
when you lose Princess Leia,
George Michael, Carol Brady,
R2-D2, Buddy Ryan, Muhammed
Ali, Prince and many others in
the same year, reflection is
forced.
when you lose yourself without
death,
reflection is an option.
most never steal the opportunity.
when you oddly play the old saying,
"it's like riding a bike, once on you
never forget," over and over again
throughout the course of your life,
you find one of two things:
it's true or it isn't.
then you get hit by a truck and
land on your claws without tearing
your chest and stomach apart.
the driver never stopped.
why would he?
I was his reflection.
the gods give you a pass:
no broken bones.
no death.
at 33 my reflection was optional.
on the street, with blood and pain,
reflection and I, took a trip back
home. I thought back to the handful
of times Death gambled and bet
my breath.
to date, he's never won,
but the bastard hasn't walked
from the table yet.
time to ante up again.
Leia, Michael, Brady, D2, Ryan,
Ali, Prince and many others are
gone.
the seeds of thought continue to
grow.
the roses of life bloom again.
Death skipped his gamblers
anonymous
meeting and my bike still has tires
with air.
anyone need a ride?
By: Chicano Eddie
1-10-2017
Repetir, agir e aprender
Na vida e nos negócios
crie o culto à
Repetir, agir e aprender.
Não importa onde você esteja agora.
Não importa de onde você está começando.
O que importa é
Repetir, agir e aprender.
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Disney didn't expect it but Solo is a flop.
When it came to selling tickets, the second week saw a 61 percent drop.
In Solo, Lando Calrissian is a pansexual, even robots turn him on.
I hate to have to say it but the magic of Star Wars may be gone.
Certain people are angry because of The Last Jedi.
Leia was sucked into space and she didn't die.
Disney obviously knows nothing about outer space.
Criticism is something Disney doesn't want to face.
Disney thought Solo would be a massive hit but it's not.
Fans are angry and that is what caused the Solo boycott.
If you like The Last Jedi and or Solo, that's okay.
But Disney is very upset, they've had better days.
luke was doing shots at the sky bar
while hans passed out between stars
r2d2 took a spinning piss
leia blew chunks in the mist
chewbacca pushed out a dingle and fart
Antes de tudo
Antes de criticar, espere.
Antes de falar, ouça e escute.
Antes de escrever, pense.
Antes de gastar, ganhe.
Antes de empreender, investigue.
Antes de você orar, perdoe.
Antes de desistires, tenta.
Antes de morrer, dê.
Hoje e sempre
Complete o seu dia
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THE JEDI MASTER
My grocery bag stares at me as if
I’m the enemy. Hans Solo holds his
gun, the Wookie towers over him.
Princess Leia clings to his walking
furball waist. Carrie, draped in white,
like now, six feet under, boys still
ogling her and her two pinwheel curls.
Skywalker, the kid, bends down reaches
out, shaky hand of a jedi-in-training. Is
It I that they fear? The furball slants
his head, as animal’s often do, with
contemplation. An armchair “Darth Vader”
with a Starbuck’s coffee cup, I turn my
eyes away. The fab-four hasn’t moved.
Only as I snatch them up, lift them up
to the chrome vehicle, whisk them away
to a place with books, hide them in the dark,
close the door, do they understand, they
have no power, except that given by the master.
8/31/2017
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