In Bed With the Egyptian Royals

1799 c.e.

Invading the privacy of Egypt’s estate,
Napolean and troops on their tippy toes,
Sweetly snatching the Rosetta Stone.

Turning it over cartouche style,
Lusting to surround Josephine, in battle.
Their royal names forevermore, amore…

Jean-Francois Champollion joined the duo in bed.
His hands glided, over three parallel scripts –
Hyroglyphic, demotic, and Greek; translation exotic

1978 c.e.

Princess Leia, a 3-D hero hologram
Parlayed with charming communication
She held a saint and a rogue in her sultry hands

Present Day in the bedroom of his royal highness

Egyptian tomb exhumed, enlightened, laser projected -
No protection from the spirit of matrimonial melee.
Dutifully terrified, damsel in distress; holographic mistake.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2016

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Kendrick Avatar
September 7, 2026 at 5:16 AM
I am thinking that these conquers are in the royal tombs in love with the treasures of Egypt. Anyway, it was interesting to try to figure out, Kim. Thank you for sharing it with us. Way to go. Sara K. 👏✍️
Rodrigues Avatar
September 7, 2026 at 5:30 AM
Thanks, Sara!
Onclaud Avatar
August 26, 2026 at 10:27 PM
i may not fully get this but i enjoyed the historical run of this intricate piece.
Rodrigues Avatar
August 27, 2026 at 6:43 AM
Happy you enjoyed! 😊
Dietrich Avatar
August 14, 2026 at 3:03 PM
Not sure I get it, but it looks like it was a challenge if sorts? Who would his royal highness of today be? I can only think of England royals!
Rodrigues Avatar
August 14, 2026 at 7:56 PM
Thank you. Some of it is about language and communication. Written a long time ago.
Crandall Avatar
August 4, 2026 at 8:32 PM
I don't know what it all means either, but it's kind of cool and weird to think about the historical art and artifacts revisited time and again in the future under different circumstances. Will there be a sequel with a future date?
Rodrigues Avatar
August 5, 2026 at 6:30 AM
Hmm…will have to give that some thought!
Buhagiar Avatar
August 2, 2026 at 11:46 PM
Three parts in the history of humanity. So well composed. I have as yet to learn why you posted such an exotic poem.
Rodrigues Avatar
August 3, 2026 at 2:57 PM
Likely it was for a contest. Hugs
Hind Avatar
July 21, 2026 at 5:43 PM
hmmm, a bit over my head- but I love the hint of my idea of this, great work Kim
Rodrigues Avatar
July 21, 2026 at 7:02 PM
That’s okay. Perhaps one of my brainier poems written a while go…lol
Lovejoy-Burton Avatar
December 27, 2017 at 10:46 PM
I like this one very much. I've written a poem/story set in Egypt, which you may or may not like. I had to do it in 2 parts,as I am not a Premium member. It's a bit different. But I love this poem of yours very much. Thank you for sharing. Leanne
Rodrigues Avatar
December 28, 2017 at 7:15 AM
Thank you! I think you might push me to dig deaper! Glad you enjoyed!
A  Avatar
July 17, 2016 at 6:04 PM
Kim R, Congrats on your win in Anthony Slausen's contest." Luv **SKAT**
Rodrigues Avatar
December 28, 2017 at 7:15 AM
Thank you, Skat! Just saw this <3
Jennings Avatar
May 29, 2016 at 12:37 PM
Congrats Kim! Great write
Rodrigues Avatar
May 29, 2016 at 4:09 PM
Thanks, Bonnie!
Rodrigues Avatar
May 29, 2016 at 4:08 PM
Thanks, Bonnie!
Jennings Avatar
May 11, 2016 at 10:29 PM
Wow Kim! Awesome write friend... What more can I say....
Rodrigues Avatar
May 11, 2016 at 10:39 PM
Thank you so much, Bonnie!
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