Best Leg Poems

Peg-Leg Pete the Pirate was a very evil man,
He used to eat his dinner from a filthy frying pan,
And when he’s finished eating he’d play “catch me if you can”
With his desperado first-mate known as Dirty Deadeye Dan.

Now Dan was quite a ladies man, but...

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Willy the one legged centipede
Often would wish that he could be freed
He should be so speedy and whizzing about
But not with his one little leg sticking out

He’d sit in the street with an upturned hat
And people would throw lots of money in that
He wished he...

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Because he's one less leg
They bullied him for being crippled 
They picked on him daily
They called him cruel names 
... it hurts!

Because he's one less leg
They underestimated him
They looked down on him
They saw him as weak
... it's sad 

Because he's one less leg
He's got no...

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There’s a part of you 
I cannot see or touch.  

In the dark, alone, I know 
every curve of your body.  
I could sculpt you from memory.  
Each detail vivid in 
my mind’s eye.  

The baby nail on your baby toe....

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Rudolph always loved it when Christmas came
because he got to lead dear Santa’s sleigh.
His rosy nose had brought him lots of fame
because in fog, Rudolph’s nose shone the way.

A week before dear Santa’s yearly trip,
the reindeer all were sliding down a hill.
Too eagerly, dear Rudolph...

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The Daddy Long Legs crawled into my tea.
Looked up and smiled, coyly at me.
Invited his wife and his offspring, all three.
They were having the best time, I truly could see.

So I decided to make them a big bowl of tea.
I put in sugar and lemons,...

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Broken leg=putting down three and carrying one=also equals new math

(Daffy definition)...

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Having leg pain 
May mean legs not getting 
Proper blood flow
Called Peripheral Arterial Disease (PAD)

What is PAD
With PAD arteries that carry blood to your legs
Feet or arms clogged with fats, others
Can slow or even stop blood flow

Common sign of PAD leg pain or cramping
Pain comes...

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>It is a well-known fact in the theatre world.  Telling someone to break a leg before they go on stage is considered good luck.  I certainly do not think it should be.  It’s funny how you never appreciate how people suffer with...

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“Aye, me maties, ‘tis a stormy sea dis day
Shiver me timbers, let’s make way for da bay”

But as Peg Leg Pete slowly turned ’is ship ‘round
A great beauty on da rocks was t' be found

“We’ll save ye, lassie,” 'e cried t' da girl
Once rescued, 'e...

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1. The green light shines from above
ready to move, you stand erect.

2. Blood rush is your dialect
the dark tunnel is the only choice
of your venue for your project.

3. You dream of going to and fro
as if there's something to inspect
claiming the territory and going faster
with...

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THE BOW LEG-GED GIRL
I took all of your tank tops and your hose and your sox,
and I put them all together in a little brown box.
I put all of your dresses and your shoes in a sack,
and I wrapped it up because I knew you're...

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CHRISTMAS PORK

I'd broken down beside the highway; my poor old car's just died,
and when I lifted up the bonnet, you know I could have cried.
It’s a busted water hose, and of course I don't have a spare,
so I’m stuck here with my bonnet up, and...

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A dog with a missing leg
Knocked down by a driver
Drove at dog speed
And barked away 

We have stopped to see
A group of people, too
The dog with a missing leg
And smoke from nearby hut

The municipal is here
Health officer with a spade
Staring at the carcass
And calling for...

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The Amputated Leg 

A human leg it is! With senses numbed the village stood around the dump;
It’s a curse! Righteous path we diverted, in shiver, the devotees driveled;
A dog might have dragged it, in what’s app, the android fingered techie drooled;
Consult the occultist, shouted the...

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