Ballad O' Peg Leg Pete

“Aye, me maties, ‘tis a stormy sea dis day
Shiver me timbers, let’s make way for da bay”

But as Peg Leg Pete slowly turned ’is ship ‘round
A great beauty on da rocks was t' be found

“We’ll save ye, lassie,” 'e cried t' da girl
Once rescued, 'e took ‘er below fer a whirl

Crew listened as Pete’s peg on da ship’s hull beat
All steamed ‘twas da cabin, a-swirl in da heat

“Argh, men, let’s show ‘im,” grunted one jealous mate
Months asea dey’d sailed wit nary one date

So when Pete thumped ‘is way back t' da deck
'e found himself aboard a sinking wreck

“Blasted mutiny,” Pete screamed, den caught sight
O' da rum-soaked crew a-rowin’ in dim light

Aboard thar rowboat ‘twas Pete’s prized treasure chest
‘is ire was raised, as ye might 'ave guessed

Seeing Polly Parrot had left da ship too
‘Tis a lesson in dis, a sad one but true

Pirates who choose t' make love t' a beauty
Oft’ find thar mates abscond wit thar looty
Copyright © | Year Posted 2010

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Mehta Avatar
August 4, 2010 at 8:10 PM
Congrats on you win, Carolyn
Brown Avatar
July 28, 2010 at 5:32 AM
Congratulations Carolyn on your win in Paula Swanson's contest "A Tale O'Pilligin". Love, Carol
George   Avatar
July 28, 2010 at 4:37 AM
Great story, Carolyn. Loved it! Congratulatons on your WIN. Lainie
Cwiak Avatar
July 27, 2010 at 4:47 PM
Too true!!! 'Ats how I were goin' to be left, but I blasted 'em wit' me 6 pounder as they tried to get away. Congrats on yer HM in the contest. Dan C
Guzzi Avatar
July 16, 2010 at 9:22 AM
Ohhhh arrrrrrrrrrrrrgggh!!! Ahoy m'heartie!
Belt Avatar
July 13, 2010 at 11:11 AM
LOL... I predict a win my friend......Great Write.....Larry
Johnson Avatar
July 11, 2010 at 1:53 PM
Truly great poem Carolyn. Should be a big winner. I haven't tried this one and know I couldn't come up to this one. Thanks for your comments. Love, Joyce
Neels Avatar
July 10, 2010 at 12:32 PM
Brilliant Carolyn, absolutely loved it, best wishes with the contest my friend, love Wilma
Stella Avatar
July 10, 2010 at 9:42 AM
opps keep on forgeting to place these darn rates so you get 7 wish ya more tho cause this is darn tooting good
Stella Avatar
July 10, 2010 at 9:41 AM
lol this should be in a book I still have to come up with one for this too looks fun maybe a little popeye action in there too lol great entry and can see this in tops hun also thansk for your kindest coments on my stuff and for the great help with soup spelling lol keep on penning my friend
Smith-Johnsen Avatar
July 10, 2010 at 8:58 AM
Carolyn, What a hoot this one is. Only you could turn a pirate story into a comedy! LOL...a lot! There's your romantic-comedy, pirate-story novel theme! Go for it, girl. It might be as big as the old cowboy comedy, "Lightening Jack", which kept me in stitches recently as we watched in several times. LOL May God send great success your way. Love, Dane Ann
Byrne Avatar
July 9, 2010 at 8:57 PM
this is fantastic, really got into it, thanks!
Rhinem Avatar
July 9, 2010 at 6:21 PM
Smile ~ I hope not dear lady! What a fun and creative poem here "Precious & Beautiful Carolyn Devonshire!!!" ~ Smile, I loved Your final stanza it made laugh aloud as some other things often do....You know me dear!!? This is a very wonderful poem Carolyn -- "Love Always to You," John!:) On we go....
Fraser Avatar
July 9, 2010 at 3:12 PM
After reading your writing and poetry, you always amaze me with your talent. You take writing to a different level and that's what I just love about you. Good luck in the contest >> James,xx
Richards Avatar
July 9, 2010 at 2:52 PM
Another winner for you Carolyn....Witty and fun!! It's so fun to use the language.....regardless of "spelling"" LOL !!!
Muzzey Avatar
July 9, 2010 at 2:37 PM
Great tale, I enjoyed the read. Good luck in the contest. Caryl
Freeman Avatar
July 9, 2010 at 2:18 PM
You aught to win an ace with Carolyn. I have heard a different verson of this in my wilder years. Smile, Agape, Moses
Flach Avatar
July 9, 2010 at 1:20 PM
TOO FUNNY!!!!!!!! Aye, but I be opt'n for da beauty evry time.
Dietrich Avatar
July 9, 2010 at 1:17 PM
Hahaha great ending Carolyn.. I would not even attempt to do a pirate accent and enter this contest. I bet this does REALLY well. LUv, Andrea
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