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Premium Member Leave It Out Judge
The judge told the man, “You’re accused
By all of those that you abused.
You’re too touchy feely,
You touch and feel freely
And all of them feel they’ve been used.”

The man cleared his throat, then he spoke
But all that came out was a croak
He coughed and he spluttered
But...

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Categories: leave it out, humorous, judgement,
Form: Limerick

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