Best Lawyer Poems

Are Lawyers needed? I put to you
       to begin our little tale.
Besides the time you smoked that pot
      and ended up in jail.
Was justice blind? The scales clogged
      yearning...

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Licensed to right the wrong
Look past loopholes of lies 
Lure rivals to confess
Listen to untold facts
Lend voice for the silent
Language, their pearl armor
Lawful knights, dressed in black...

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There once was a lawyer sent to heaven
Given the best room a saint ever lived in
When I asked St. Pete why
He answered me quite sly
“That’s the first lawyer we’ve ever been given.”...

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A lawyer who sought approbation
Had a penchant towards litigation
He would argue his case
With a smile on his face
Then win in his final summation...

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There once was a lawyer on the hook
For being in cahoots with the crook
The crook was set free
By making a plea
But the lawyer was hit by the book




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Hidden behind one of a billion screens 
Sits todays modern lawyer
Lines of code query through the possibilities 
Finding the best-fit affair

His personal attachment to the case 
Minimal, yet filled with burning passion 
His native tongue
Aggressive vulgarity
The overwhelming platform of communal ignorance 
Reinforces his arrogance

Todays modern...

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(The writing exercise was to choose three poetry cliches and make them fresh)
(back stabber, after my own heart; and a soul of discretion; maybe more...)

He was a back stabber
After my own heart
Meek and sleek and sneaky
He wormed his way in
And 'innocently' uncovered
State secrets
Private tales
Skeletons in...

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A lawyer pops up unannounced
her mundane day he wants to trounce
he tries to lead her on to play
he wants to see if she will stray
she cannot see the sense in that
away from her natural habitat
he tries to lead her on to play
perhaps she will another...

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When the world seems at its end and the righteous ones have begun to bend,when injustice is now considered just and there is no one to trust, when the police force becomes knavish and criminals are at the apex of power and there seems to...

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I know my flaws!
 why cant i defend myself sir?
I met the cops alone,
We fought alone, 
And now i sit silent 
As you talk to a lazy man
With a white wig on his head
About how i wanted badly to talk on phone
With my wife to...

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There was once a lawyer from Honolulu
Who always suffered from flu
He never stood before the judge
If he was offered a fudge
And a ticket to the land of the zulu...

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The law is an ass that made me a victim,
so is my lawyer, his head up his rictum.
  The law he said he knew
  but is just a shyster who
doesn't know his coccyx from his dictum!


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Lawyer Wainwright harrumphed and rose to his feet
To defend his client in front of the jury,
In what all thought would be an impossible feat,
But approached the jury in a manner unhurried.

He began, his eyes bright, his brow unfurrowed.
He looked to his left and he looked...

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OK there was a lawyer from Kent
Who was known for been bent
He’d take a bride
And would not hide
The money made him feel gay as he spent....

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On the first day of x-mas
My ex wife gave to me
a card from her new attorney

On the second day of x-mas
My ex wife gave to me
Two weeks to leave
and a card from her new attorney

On the third day of x-mas
my ex wife gave to me
Three...

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