Best Keyed Poems
To the Guy Who Keyed My Daughter's CarI’ll bet you think you were unseen….
Invisible like a ghost.
Well, guess what?
You’re not as sneaky as you are stupid.
Were you really that mad about
Being beaten to a parking place?
A place she politely waited for and rightfully earned.
And, she had two little babies with her…
While YOU,...
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Categories:
keyed, slam, spoken word,
Form:
Narrative
Keyed UpMy key! I've lost my blooming key
and can't get in my house;
I'd gladly sleep upon the lawn,
but have to wake my spouse.
She won't be pleased to be disturbed;
it's nearly half past three.
I know she'll nag for weeks on end,
but, boy, I need a pee.
As no...
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Categories:
keyed, natural disasters,
Form:
Rhyme