Best Girlfriendtime Poems
She went to a whole other
place today and guess what? I
took her there. She starts
screaming and yelling and
saying things out of character...
At this point I'm more confused
then I've ever been. Like what
happened to the sweetheart I
met 6 months ago???
Just bought a new car, she
keyed it. Flat screen tv, she
broke it. Some shoes I waited
in line for for 5 hours, she rips
the tongue off of them. The
bracelet I bought her, she
throws it at my head. This all
started because I wouldn't
watch her favorite romance
comedy. Like most men, I
should run like hell but you
know what??? I think it's
adorable. I mean it is my fault
she's like this. When she gave
up on love, I made her see
what she was giving up. When
she lost her first love, I helped
her find another one. When her
first time was horrible, I made
her last time amazing. I was
the one that gave her a cheesy
romance movie beginning.
Since she has never been
swept off her feet, I will be all
the broom she ever needs. So
to my psycho girlfriend, I
refuse to apologize because I'm
going to do you one better.
When ever you freak out and
go through an episode like this
one today I'm just gonna grab
your face and kiss you like your
going away on some very long
business trip. You know... The
kiss where your toes curl up
and your socks pop off. Yea
that kinda kiss. What can I say,
she's psycho because of me
and if if that's not the second
best reward to true love then
idk what is.