Best Kal Poems
Jab Meri Bechaini Mit Jayegi
Jab Mere Dilko Sukoon Mil Jayega
Yeh Khaalipan Mit Jayega
Do Pal Ki Chandni Ke Liye
Aj Bhi Zinda Hoon Main
Meri Khaamoshi Ke Ageh Aasmaan Bhi Khatam Ho Jayega
Kehne Ke Liye Toh Roz Marta Hoon Main
Thoda Aur Marne Ke Liye
Yeh Deewana Kal Phir Ayega
Ghum-e-aarzoo dil se, kabhi to rukhsat hogi
Kabhi to sahar hoga, shab-e-intezaar guzaregi |
Palkon me jiske, simat ti ho ghataein
Saawan pe bhi uska hi, ikhtiyaar hoga |
Kab tak rahe viraan, dil-e-anjuman aakhir
Kabhi to bahar chupke se, is or bhi badhegi ||
Guzarte waqt ke saye, kuch bechainiyan hongi
Betaab dhadkano ko, mera intezaar hoga |
Kab tak khafaa rahegi, wo shokh nazar aakhir
Kabhi to dast-e-dil se, shabaa pyar ki uthegi ||
Is umeed par chale, har sham meri sansein
Kal ke ujale shaayad, milne ki ghadi hogi |
Andhere me ghira main, sochta hoon ye har waqt
Hogi raat ye badi, ya meri umra badi hogi ||
Cleansing of body and mind- the Indian Way- An Alouette
For any Hindu
Bathing in Sindhu
Or Ganga thought to be pure
On fetes, on deaths
Tilak on foreheads
To meditate for mind’s cure
Indian Brahmins
In temple domains
Recite mantras while bathing
Then a marjanam
Followed by japam
Trikal Sandhya with chanting
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Sindhu and Ganga – the names of rivers of India
Marjanam means- Sprinking water around to purify the place.
Japam means - chanting of the Goddess Gayatri Mantras
Trikal Sandhya means- Tri means three times. Kal means time and Sandhya meaning
controlling the breathe as we do in Yoga.
Sandhya means- meaning “UNION” of day and night dawn and dusk, noon is considered
the third juncture of the day, and hence meditations and prayers are performed daily three
times.
**The Alouette was created by Jan Turner.
It consists of two or more stanzas of 6 lines each, with the following set rules:
Meter: 5, 5, 7, 5, 5, 7
Rhyme Scheme: a, a, b, c, c, b
Alouette means a "skylark"
The form is not available on PS
Meri shaksiyat pe gor karna,
Unsuljhi si lagegi
Mere beete kal pe gor karna,
Zindagi roothi si lagegi
Himmat ho tumme………..
To meri rooh dekh lena
Zarre zarre me maut ki,
Dastan dikhegi
(Parth)
"Zindagi bhr ka bas itna sa fasana hay,
Aaj nhi to kal hamain bhi chale jaana hay,
Talkh zindagi ke samandar main beh kar,
Hamain akhir main kinare se lag jaana hay,
Ye jo sooraj hay, har roz nai zindagi jeeta hay,
Ise bhi har sham maghrib main dhal jaana hay,
Saansain jitni hay jee lo maze lekar,
Akhir main sab ki saanson ko thum jaana hay,
Sharqi sare mosam tujhe yaaad krte hain,
Teri tarah hume bhi ye jism chor jaana hay....!
Kal raat chandani thi, mousam mein nami thi
halki si woh barsaat or barf jami thi
Per raas na aya azhar woh nazara
Mai tha, meri tanhaayi, bas teri kami thi
Beete kal ke nishaan nirantar cheekha karte he
Sher ki dhahad se mujhpe gurraya karte he
Apne aane wale kal ko behtar karne me chala tha
Mujhe kya pata tha ye jeevan ke baad bhi peecha karte he
Trapped in
the wilderness.
I drink.
Copyright 2014 ALL RIGHTS RESERVED
POETIC LYRICS BY THOMAS LAM HSI-ANDRESS (KAL-EL-3000)
A THOUGHT.........A VECTOR OF SPACE.........AN ALIEN RACE?
YOU GUESS.........I KNOW.........VECTORS OF SPACE?
YOU LIE!
YOU SAY............I LIE.........THAT I'M THE LIAR!
IF I AM A LIAR.........THEN A THROW DOWN.........'MY' ROYAL ACE!
THE DIFFERENCE.........BETWEEN.........E=MC squ!ared.........
AND.........R squared.........IS......94 to the 27th minus 5x TIMES 13 to the
Rth.........IS THIS TRUE?
BUT.........DID YOU KNOW THAT...IF POSSIBLE.........
(X x Y) to the 14th power OVER 2z times R to the 40th power TIMES Rsphere
GIVES YOU AN ALIEN'S ELEMENTAL.........
B-E-G-I-N-N-I-N-G!
THIS.........AT THE RIPE OLD AGE OF TWO (2) HOURS!
WHAT'S LIM?
[I, KAL-EL-3000.........WAS AND AM AN ANOMOLY.........KRYPTONIA'S FINEST
SCIENTISTS AND MATHMETICIANS SIMPLY DID NOT UNDERSTAND ME!]
BUT.........THE HARDEST EQUATION.........IS.........LOVE!
WAIT.........DO YOU HEAR THEM?
KILL HIM, ROB HIM, MAIM HIM.........BLIND-SIDE-HIM!
HIM.........AND US.........AND-ALL-OF-US!
[ELLIE GOULDING, HALCYON, Track No. 11]
IF YOU CAN HEAR ME.........HERE I AM!
CAN YOU HEAR ME?
THE FORGET ME NOTS.........ARE.........WELL.........THEY'RE CRYING!
THOSE PILLS?
DEADLY WHITE?
JUST.........ASPIRIN!
THEY CALL ME A.........LILY WHITE.........BUT PIIKAKES.........ARE ROYAL TOO!
AND THE SCENT IS.........WELL.........BETTER.........AND REALLY, REALLY ROYAL!
AND WHEN I GO............I'LL GO!
AND......JUST [HEAVIEST EMPHASIS]............FORGET ME?!?!
FINI
As I sit here, on a rectangular cake
Drawn and tied from Earth's oil, not fake
I wonder how to, in deuce, enunciate
of the state, wherein, I participate
Past tense, was I; island dwelling to hide
The thing that tied; and bound the path to dive
Terrific honey, which sleep required
Flowed wild with purpose; and never lied
Stuck to the ground; with entertainment quite boring
A guitar hero accomplished; nihilism recurring
With goods hands, in a happy place
The scenery dull, time for a break
On they came, or I to them
For me, really? Hesitation
They asked questions, quite leading, and when it was done
A train ride, to happy town, check in and tune down
The halls were quite clean, and the watchers quite ordered
The meals were on time, distracting and forward
Powders prescribed to keep time flowing even
Day and night cycle; Swiss bread repeating
As I arrived to despise the box I was in
The windows and doors that shuttered absent sin
And stuck as I was; with the ties to comply
My reply was a nod with a wink; and pity implied
Good fortune was kind to supply and find time
To use you and your keys to fly; surprise
The gears they did grind and mill for the bread
The water was lifted and carried far ahead
The story is now short, the sun breaks with news
Get out of bed, hair mend, speed spin, with trues
-KAL
Copyright 2014 ALL RIGHTS RESERVED
POETIC LYRICS BY THOMAS LAM HSI-ANDRESS (KAL-EL-3000)
(To Renata, Loni, Sabrina & 'Lil Matilda, 'The' ELs!)
[ELLIE GOULDING, HALCYON, Track No. 11 (for all, or as optioned)]
WITH ONLY...ANIMALS...AS MY FRIENDS...I'M GOOD AS...DEAD!
IN THE WATER...THE DARKNESS, THE COLDNESS, THE CLOUDS...OF THE
DEEPEST SPACE!
THEIR VOICES IN THE NIGHT...AMUZE ME, ANNOY ME, BOTHER ME......
BECAUSE OF YOU!
YOUR VOICE!
THE DEEPNESS.........THE ECHO.........OF A.........HUMAN HEART!
GOD-DAMN YOU!
YOUR VOICE!
HE'S DEAD [ORIGINAL KAL-EL, SUPER-MAN].........LIKE THAT.........
GOD-DAMN SPACE!
[SIMPLE MINDS, "Don't You (Forget About Me)"]
TERRORS OF THE NIGHT.........YOUR 'NIGHTS'.........I LAUGH, I CRY!
'TERRORS OF FRIGHT'.........RIGHT?!?!?
YOU CRY AND DIE!
I LAUGH.........AND CRY!
THOSE......TERRIBLE......TERRORS OF THE UGLIEST AND CRUELEST.........
WHAT?
'SINFUL' NIGHTS?
I CRY AND CRY.........TILL I DIE!
NOT BAD.........THIS 'LEFT-TO-RIGHT'.........AND.........'RIGHT-TO-LEFT!'
NOW............TRY THIS!
[BLINDING SPEED!]
W-W-W-W-W-WHAT?!?!? [SUPER-GIRL'S FRIEND]
NOT BAD.........HUH? [SUPER-GIRL]
HUH-H-H-H-H-H? [SUPER-GIRL'S FRIEND]
[ELLIE GOULDING, HALYCION, Track No. 2]
AND 'GOD' KNOWS.........I'M A DIRTY ROTTED...SINNER!
GOD-DAMN-YOU!
MY FISTS!
MY ANGER!
THOSE HARSHEST.........DEEPEST.........VECTORS OF SPACE!
GOD-DAMN-YOU.........AND.........'HIM!'
AND 'GOD' KNOWS......I'M A DIRTY ROTTED......SINNER!
GOD-DAMN-YOU......AND-ME......AND-HIM! [ORIGINAL SUPER-MAN]
A......GOD-DAMN......DIRTY ROTTED SINNER!
SINNER! SINNER! SINNER!
GOD-DAMN-YOU.........GOD!
[ELLIE GOULDING, HALCYION, Track No. 3]
PINK-YELLOW-GREEN......LAV-EN-DAR-PINK-OR......BLUE!
PINK-OR-BLUE?
WHAT'S-NICE-TO......YOU?
THINK-IT'S.........SEXY?
PINK-OR-BLUE.........ME-AND-YOU?
MALTS-AND-MILK.........BURGERS-AND-FRIES!
DATES-AND-DATES.........FIVE-Ws-AND-NEWS!
FACT-OR-FICTION.........DATES-AND-DESTINIES!
A-NEWLY.........DESTINED-DATE!
WHAT'S.........NEW-NEWS-TO-YOU?
[CONTINUED]
If I was Superman, I'd save the day/
Then come home to u, my sun ray/
You're the yellow sun that gives me my power/
In a desert, you would be the only flower/
A knack for being happy, always shining through/
I wanna give you everything, all that I can do/
I don't need to fly to feel sky high/
Cause you do that, you don't need to try/
I love you and yea I could probably be an alien/
Im probably that guy who'd propose in a stadium/
Everyone crushes my dreams, my fantasies get ripped on/
Feelin like the alien, blasted all the way from Krypton/
Dreaming the perfect dream, the most romantic night/
But reality is heartbreaking, the strongest kryptonite/
You're in love with Kal-El, but repulsed by Clark Kent/
An extraordinary ordinary man, who was god sent/
And yet Affleck’s Bruce Wayne is an arrogant bully whose disturbing sexual comments towards Gal Gadot’s Wonder Woman mark him out as a man with a problematic moral compass. And did you swallow the bit where his realisation of a human connection with Superman (their mothers both share the Christian name Martha) saw Batman instantly switch from readying himself to kill Kal-El to heading off to save his opponent’s mum from certain death? And can we forgive him for nearly offing the greatest superhero in comics in time for a double whammy of Snyder-directed Justice League movies in 2017 and 2018?
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A vagabond once in a colorful ‘kurta’
And a turban wound round his head
Came into my house, one afternoon
A snake charmer,
Carrying pretzel serpents
In a wicker basket,
The slimy things coiled inside.
At our door step, he put down the cargo
Begging my mother to allow a show
Sitting on haunches,
He removed the lid
Three serpents were huddled inside
As soon as the cage was opened,
They unwound their folds and came out
On the tiled floor, they crawled round
Slipping and slithering awkwardly
One was a cobra, long and tawny
Soon it stood erect and opened its hood
Hissing kisses with its hungry tongue
The charmer gently blew on his horn
In the lulling music
The snake began to dance
My eyes bulged out in utter disbelief
Bewitchingly drawn to that mesmerizing scene
It was at that time my father came
With fire in his eyes, he shouted at my mother
“How dare you allow this here!
Are you playing with imminent death?
Stop this nonsense and let the man, go”
All were stunned and my mother shrunk back
Putting the snakes back in his basket,
The man was about to leave
My compassionate father didn’t forget
To give him a generous tip, feeling pity
For a man who was out with a risky job
To eke out a living, encountering death face to face
Still the memory lingers, raising fears
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Superman’s Other Achilles’ Heel
By Elton Camp
Truth, justice and the American way
Superman pursued every single day
Bullets bounced right off his chest
Everything that he did was the best
A locomotive was weaker than he
Steel he bent with hands, you see
Able to leap tall buildings at a bound
He was the strongest fellow around
Only time he got into a tight
Was in contact with kryptonite
At least that the way the story’s told
But all forgot that he would grow old
For now his hair has grown thin
He has developed a double chin
X-ray vision won’t work with glasses
His reflexes are now slow as molasses
Firm muscles have turned to jelly
And Kal-El now has a beer belly
No matter how hard he may try
He’s now far too obese to fly
This little story may be hard to believe
An elderly Superman’s hard to conceive