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Best Hunk Poems

Below are the all-time best Hunk poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of hunk poems written by PoetrySoup members


Premium Member Uncle Hanky P Hunk
I once knew a crazy old man Uncle Hanky P. Hunk. 
He had the dirtiest house, the drabbest bunk.
I think that he was often kind...

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Categories: hunk, 10th grade, 12th grade,
Form: Monorhyme



Premium Member Reflections
When I saw that young muscular man 
standing, hand on hip, in the driveway
four flights down from our balcony,
I was instantly attracted before I
realized it...

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Categories: hunk, introspection, relationship, romantic, tribute,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Valentine's Day Musings
All year long he puts my heart on a shelf
No surprise I’d rather be by myself
     If there’s no Valentine treat
...

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Categories: hunk, funny, holiday
Form: Limerick
Premium Member You, Me, and Candy
Love is the essence.

Your presence is flavor.

I'll savor you "Now and Later."

Your sweetness is one,

of many candies,

not just good night pillow mint "Andes."
 
I'm a "sucker"...

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Categories: hunk, candy, fantasy, for him, husband, love,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member BLIND DATE DISASTER - NOW A COLLABORATION


He arrived wearing pink skinny jeans
They were scruffy and ripped at the seams
He looked like a wiener
I will not be meaner
But he’s sure not the...

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Categories: hunk, clothes, humorous,
Form: Limerick



Premium Member LIMBURGER CHEESE POETESS



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Sometimes I feel like...

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Categories: hunk, friend, humorous, poetess,
Form: Couplet
RENEGADES FOREVA
  Renegades Foreva!

Renegade teenage rage babes 
thinkin’ they all grown, all knowin’ 
when they seedlin’s barely sown
bleedin’ teenage angst with teenage crankst
always rhymin’ and...

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Categories: hunk, growing up, rap, slam, teenage, word
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Mistress Fire
You are beautiful, like fire in the night,
warming me with no boundry
heating me with severity
burning me right,
encircling me with love danger delight,
rattling my manhood's erection
lapping...

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Categories: hunk, inspiration, love, lust,
Form: Ballad
VIVA LA ELVIS - Abridged Version
VIVA LA ELVIS

In Tupelo Mississippi, twin baby boys were born,
To Gladys and Vernon Presley, but sadly one passed on.
They named him Jesse Garon, their hearts...

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Categories: hunk, dedicationheart, lost, day, heart, joy, lost,
Form: Ode
Premium Member Conversational Twists And Turns
Topics of conversation seem to change as we approach maturity.
As kids we talked of love - now it's lumbago and social security!
It once was enlightening...

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Categories: hunk, funny, high school,
Form: Rhyme
GONE TOO SOON
All alone in a bush downstream
Where not a soul was likely to dwell
Pinned against the green grasses, a young girl
Injecting her ruthlessly, a cruel hunk
At...

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Categories: hunk, abuse, child abuse, pain, sympathy,
Form: Narrative
if I were an elephant
If I were an elephant I’d shave off my trunk.
Shave off my trunk!  Who woulda thunk?
Cause a really long nose
reaching down to my toes
is...

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Categories: hunk, nonsense,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Ever Have One of Those Days
Ever Have One of Those Days?
(Try reading it to rhythm of  “Some Where Over The Rainbow”)

Some where over the rainbow, Dragon did fly…
It’ll never...

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Categories: hunk, adventure, fantasy, fun, funny, humor, humorous,
Form: Light Verse
Danced across the square
oh dear what a wonderful sight
a dancing skeleton in full flight .

umbrella open like Fred Astaire 
he danced and pranced across the square.

people cheered at...

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Categories: hunk, dance,
Form: Couplet
The Medusa Touch
What have I done? She wonders…
Brittle blue gaze riveted on her lover’s chiseled features
His is a face set in stone
Eyes, mouth, jaw; all fixed, grim...

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Categories: hunk, angstfor her, for her, love,
Form: Free verse
This Old Tree
"What do you see in this old tree?"

"A lot of crookedness", I said,
"The limbs are drooped and dreary,
Its leaves are mostly dead,
It looks sad and...

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Categories: hunk, analogy, christian, faith,
Form: Rhyme
The Strength of a Man ? ( or You 2 )
The Strength of a Man ?  ( or  You  2 )

Where does it lay

Not arms of muscle brawn
Or in clay sinew to...

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Categories: hunk, lovelife, strength,
Form: Free verse
Hurt People Hurt People
Flirt with Whitney
Flirt with fear 
Life is good
But I rather be anywhere but here
Body aches from pushing out tears
Driving on the road of life
Eyes is...

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Categories: hunk, deep, depression, feelings, longing, meaningful,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Redneck Car-LIMERICK CONTEST II - FOR FUN
Redneck Car

my redneck car is no junk

eight cylinders,  what a hunk

beer cans over the floor

to enter there’s no door

the back seat is sometimes my...

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© Eve Roper  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: hunk, car, humorous,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Carpet John
My friend Carpet John
Who I met through a girlfriend
Was a funny one.

He once told me of his days at school
When he wanted to go swimming
In...

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© Peter Dome  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: hunk, friend, funny, high school, hilarious, school,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member A Word From the Sty
There was once a young man from New York.
Who had often pigged out on roast pork.
'Til a pig said, "I yam
Such a  proud hunk...

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Categories: hunk, humor,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Stay Away From The Chuck
I will no longer be trying to cook a hearty Chuck roast
For it usually ends up dry,and about as dry as burnt toast
I tried so...

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Categories: hunk, food, funny,
Form: Rhyme
Bribery but no corruption - contest
Would run you a hot bath
Bubbles up to your chin
Bottle of wine chilling

If you'd let me win

Would ask a sexy hunk
To sponge your back
Say sweet...

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Categories: hunk, hope,
Form: Rhyme
I Remember

                        ...

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© pat dring  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: hunk, childhood
Form: Rhyme
I Remember

                        ...

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© pat dring  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: hunk, life
Form: Rhyme