Best Hunk Poems

I once knew a crazy old man Uncle Hanky P. Hunk. 
He had the dirtiest house, the drabbest bunk.
I think that he was often kind of drunk.
His bedding was full of icky sticky gunk.

Once in wandered a tiny black and white skunk.
He fell on the...

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My charms excite, my good looks stun
This April, I was voted Hunk of the Month
Not a surprise
Got lovely thighs
A bod to die for, check out me bum...

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Many people say he is a fool, 
for, he always wears rain boots to school.
But he's a hunk, I could say. 
He could turn heads any day. 
For, when he passes, the ladies drool. 

February 28, 2023 

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Heartless Hunk goes through his day
Never knowing what to say

Believes that love makes him weak
So he stays a gadget geek

Heartless Hunk has got the look
He’s an “A” in every book

His smile sets your world on fire
He’s every silly girl’s desire

Heartless Hunk can’t see you cry
He...

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There once was a gorgeous hunk, unmarried
Deep in his heart a secret he carried -- 
   No one could guess
   Whom his love blessed -- 
M - O - M in his chest hairs was buried...

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Men like 'The Hunk' who are monogamous
Often want to remain anonymous
  Partners today have a blast
  Marriage is not made to last
Yet Hunk's chosen to be eponymous...

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When I was a little boy
There was one I called my favorite toy
Though I loved it, it wasn’t the real McCoy.
I got it in a trade with my friend Roy 
Mommy it did annoy
When Dad stepped on it, I played coy
Though a hunk of plastic...

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I just love looking at him. All 160 pound of our beautiful 10 year old dog.
He is a big hunk of love and every day he makes me happy.
He protects us, entertains us, obeys us (and disobeys us when he really feels the need).

Individually, he...

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had been a huge hunk
a baptist who we did dunk
was a lot of bunk...

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Was always a frail lad growing up
Girls looked at me and giggled
Had a scrawny physique and my looks
Made them wiggle and jiggle

Now I'm this handsome bearded hunk
Can't beat 'em off with a stick
Not complaining I'd like you to know
Perhaps a hard edge brick

Maybe it's the...

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The hunk of beryl did not look like much.
“It eventually turns into emerald,” the shopkeeper said.
Still unimpressed, I kept hunting for fluorite.
I have bought more fluorite than most gem collectors.
Greed allowed me to pay forty dollars for the ugly piece of beryl.
It was gray-tannish in...

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POTD 3rd December 2024

Circuits of Deception -  An Ai Bot with a Sensual Glitch

Can machines feel emotion? This robot's tale of a deceptive upload might have you questioning. Can a robot be equipped with a sensory chip or could a chip malfunction heighten a...

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Did I not fall in love?
with a man in his boldness,
Matured at acuteness.
Ohhh he felt like home.

For the three months we pushed,
but haven't actually set eyes on each other
but, it felt like we knew each other.
I remember the days when he gave excuses for my...

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There's a lady farmer from Seattle
Who doesn't snore but moos aloud as cattle
She will only lay
On a bed of hay
Where sheep can't sleep for her rowdy rattle.

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There is a woman that comes from Belgium
Who has been blessed with an enormous bum
She carries her kids
Upon her...

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Rother Homme.
.
Hi chicks my name is Chuck
I’m one hell of a man
In my tight satin trousers
A rug on my chest
And a fake tan
.
Some men have got it
Someone of them don’t
And some a few of them 
Won’t
.
I don’t even have to try
As soon as I walk...

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