Best Housefly Poems

I chased that thing all morning
But he always got away
He must have found a hiding place
Somewhere safe to stay

He was on the kitchen table
Then on the bedroom door
I probably looked like an idiot
Crawling across the floor

I chased him to the fireplace
Then too the window screen
On...

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Antics Of A Buzzfeed Ding Housefly...

Non random, but (based on my very
     far out, flimsy laughably 
     amateurish thinking)
     faux feigned aye
firmly believe, that
     what appears bye and by
as...

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There's a fly in the house
Buzzing around
Driving me nuts
With his buzzing sound.
I get the fly swatter
It's here in my hand
I wait and I watch for that sucker to land.
Then ever so slowly I lift my arm
Intention to pounce with a flap
Down comes the thunder
I'm swift...

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We deploy a cat
  to get rid of a field-mouse

But why swat a 'housefly'
  when it's inside the house...

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