Best Hooha Poems

The secret to happy is lots of moolah
Not true, it's a rumor, a falsehood, pasha
Just check out the sun
Shines on everyone
Us guys, the nasties, even...

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Medical Marvels

Medics in a clinic in Honda,
Columbia – way south of our border
Helped a young woman who’s HooHa
Seemed a bit – well – out of...

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Acclaimed Italian-American actor, Al Pacino
           His brooding intensity, a raging inferno

He forcefully exclaimed "Hooha!" in...

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Vape Puffing On

The verdict or rather, the decision has been made…
Concerned Malaysians, sit up and take good heed..

The higher authorities has decreed that vape puffing...

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Where have all the sexy chickadees gone
Been a while since their patooties have shone
Used to be quite blinding
Need dark glasses I'm finding
To determine if her...

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All that water and nothing to drink
Oceans surround us but too salty methinks
This dilemma makes us afraid
So whiskey and even koolaid
Fills in quite nicely, but...

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Here's one for Patricia, my friend from up north
My hooha is just aching to ride there on a horse
Need ointment in case
My bum gets chafed
Wearing...

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Creative cerebral craftiness coaxes...

Childhood campy chimera curtain call
subsequently hinting (based on accuweather)
the approach of blizzard squall
so burrow under quilted cover y'all
until warm temperatures arrive when...

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Have I told you lately that I love youse
Ya! Youse guys, it just continues to accrue
With each passing day
More passion youse display
Could pop my hooha,...

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Cost Overruns 

Here in Bolehland, one thing that can be observed and learnt...
It is that Government initiatives are noble and well meant...

Probably each working paper...

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Going for a walk at our Fairy Lake walking trail
If I meet one, I'll give her your best without fail
If you want me to
Do other...

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All that water and nothing to drink
Oceans surround us but too salty methinks
This dilemma makes us afraid
So whiskey and even koolaid
Fills in quite nicely, but...

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Picture a man's hooha on a billboard downtown
Ladies would be late, spill coffee on their gowns
With their mouths all agape
Their makeup in bad shape
Those ad...

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Blonde bombers light my rusty old candle
Eyebrows and toes curl, causing quite a scandal
Tend to run amok
As I babble and cluck
Eyes roll independently, use my...

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A semi usually refers to a very long truck
But in the land of hooha, it means no such luck
The short end of the stick
For Richard...

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