Best Hooha Poems
Medical Marvels
Medics in a clinic in Honda,
Columbia – way south of our border
Helped a young woman who’s HooHa
Seemed a bit – well – out of order
It seemed she had green vines protruding
Where green vines should never have been
Twas from a potato now sprouting
That her mother had had her place in
Her mother said it was protection
An organic grown IUD
The sight of a vine from that region
I know would sure do it for me
The doctors said it was unhealthy
Removed it and all of its sprouts
They said she was now back to normal
But me; well, I still have some doubts
Another young woman in Bishkek
Somewhere in Europe I guess
Complained of severe stomach cramping
And seemed to be under some stress
She had a bad habit of chewing
Discarded hair and her own
And all that hair she had been chewing
Had gathered in her stomach zone
The doctors performed hair removal
An 8.8 pound ball of fur
She’s since cut her hair in a pixie
In case the urge should reoccur
Acclaimed Italian-American actor, Al Pacino
His brooding intensity, a raging inferno
He forcefully exclaimed "Hooha!" in 'Scent of A Woman'
A catchphrase was born. Great actor, dimunitive human
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Date written: 06/21/2019
Vape Puffing On
The verdict or rather, the decision has been made…
Concerned Malaysians, sit up and take good heed..
The higher authorities has decreed that vape puffing is ok…
After all the publicity over its growing popularity, it is here to stay…
After all that smoke and fire, hooha and publicity about the need for control…
For many a concerned citizen, this new addiction is bound to get out of control..
All those involved in this new craze which is the latest lucrative enterprise….
They are all feeling jubilant and the business ones are feel energized…
The vape smokers are ecstatic they get to continue their new habit in peace…
Comes as no surprise there will be many new converts to this habit with ease…
Never mind more kids as young as 12 are getting into this habit…
Who bothers teachers are up in arms over children into this habit…
Never mind vape puffing was in truth a dignified way to cut down smoking addiction…
Who remembers this is a gentle way to wean hardcore smokers from nicotine addiction..
Some families are incorporating vape puffing as part of their daily lifestyle…
Like having the latest smart handphone in hand as a symbol of living it up in style….
Having a son or daughter puffing vapour and having aromatic smells in the home…
Well, what is your gripe? The Health Ministry has already given its ok to vape….
Here, would you like to try? Here I have this latest flavor, its aroma is something else…
Don’t be shy, nothing to worry, this vapour liquid is not poisonous and free from nicotine..…
A word of caution, before you take that sniff with that new fangled contraption…
How can you tell that vape liquid is safe indeed, unadulterated and drug free for certain..?
Have I told you lately that I love youse
Ya! Youse guys, it just continues to accrue
With each passing day
More passion youse display
Could pop my hooha, make a mess on my shoe
All that water and nothing to drink
Oceans surround us but too salty methinks
This dilemma makes us afraid
So whiskey and even koolaid
Fills in quite nicely, but your hooha shrinks
Where have all the sexy chickadees gone
Been a while since their patooties have shone
Used to be quite blinding
Need dark glasses I'm finding
To determine if her hooha is still strawberry blonde
Here's one for Patricia, my friend from up north
My hooha is just aching to ride there on a horse
Need ointment in case
My bum gets chafed
Wearing a camisole should ease the pain that's in store
The secret to happy is lots of moolah
Not true, it's a rumor, a falsehood, pasha
Just check out the sun
Shines on everyone
Us guys, the nasties, even Donald Hooha
Cost Overruns
Here in Bolehland, one thing that can be observed and learnt...
It is that Government initiatives are noble and well meant...
Probably each working paper or proposal is well researched and presented...
In order that ample funds can be applied, get approved and funds allocated...
But the implementation phase always leaves much to be desired...
Politicians right, left and centre, there is at least one with grubby fingers in every project...
Political secretaries and ready stoogies clamour and scramble for such projects...
Word is rife, leakages of 10% are peppered along a pipeline within each released project...
By the time the project is finally implemented and actual works begin......
A major portion of the budget has been well siphoned into various pockets...
Before you know it, one observes substandard and problematic projects...
There will some hooha and projects' cost overruns are to be expected...
At the completion of any project, if it does reach successful completion...
The people are provided with inferior finished products....
When the final costs are tallied, a cost overrun is the saving grace...
For Bolehland citizens to enjoy finally the substandard infrastructures....
Hohoho, this is Bolehland, the Land of Infinite Possibilities....
Going for a walk at our Fairy Lake walking trail
If I meet one, I'll give her your best without fail
If you want me to
Do other stuff taboo
Like tickle her hooha and just pull her pigtails
Lets be really clear
A crystal clear plan to get near the man
Just Follow the titty twister
Just follow the hooha hurriCAN
Follow as sure as you stand
On two feet we dominate
On two knees we congregate
With a Gang of my precious baby friends in my face
In the foot race in the first race
I place fate on a sure thing
On the street the heat sits
On 4 wheels at least
So many more wheels on the beast
What is the HooHa HurriCAN
What is the titty twister
She looks just like your sister
And your best friends sister too
A really big sister crew full of sister
We knock on a 454
We ball on cams and lifters
Positraction on the main attraction
Attracted the sister
We are twisted insane and laughing
Were twisted insane and laughing
Even though the girls got me trapped
in I keep ing rappin
Blonde bombers light my rusty old candle
Eyebrows and toes curl, causing quite a scandal
Tend to run amok
As I babble and cluck
Eyes roll independently, use my hooha as a handle
Picture a man's hooha on a billboard downtown
Ladies would be late, spill coffee on their gowns
With their mouths all agape
Their makeup in bad shape
Those ad boys sure know how to clown around
All that water and nothing to drink
Oceans surround us but too salty methinks
This dilemma makes us afraid
So whiskey and even koolaid
Fills in quite nicely, but your hooha shrinks
A semi usually refers to a very long truck
But in the land of hooha, it means no such luck
The short end of the stick
For Richard or Dick
But some are unfortunate and that really sucks