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Best Hooha Poems

Below are the all-time best Hooha poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of hooha poems written by PoetrySoup members


Premium Member Donald Hooha


The secret to happy is lots of moolah
Not true, it's a rumor, a falsehood, pasha
Just check out the sun
Shines on everyone
Us guys, the nasties, even...

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Categories: hooha, blessing,
Form: Limerick



Medical Marvels - what I learned on the web today
Medical Marvels

Medics in a clinic in Honda,
Columbia – way south of our border
Helped a young woman who’s HooHa
Seemed a bit – well – out of...

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Categories: hooha, hair, health, woman,
Form: Rhyme
Vapour Puffing On
Vape Puffing On

The verdict or rather, the decision has been made…
Concerned Malaysians, sit up and take good heed..

The higher authorities has decreed that vape puffing...

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Categories: hooha, addiction, autumn, blessing, community, growing up,
Form: Narrative
Premium Member Sexy Chickadees


Where have all the sexy chickadees gone
Been a while since their patooties have shone
Used to be quite blinding
Need dark glasses I'm finding
To determine if her...

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Categories: hooha, magic, sensual,
Form: Limerick
Cost Overrun In Bolehland
Cost Overruns 

Here in Bolehland, one thing that can be observed and learnt...
It is that Government initiatives are noble and well meant...

Probably each working paper...

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Categories: hooha, allegory, allusion, anxiety, community, corruption,
Form: Free verse



Premium Member Love Youse Guys


Have I told you lately that I love youse
Ya! Youse guys, it just continues to accrue
With each passing day
More passion youse display
Could pop my hooha,...

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Categories: hooha, friendship,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Fairy Lake


Going for a walk at our Fairy Lake walking trail
If I meet one, I'll give her your best without fail
If you want me to
Do other...

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Categories: hooha, fairy,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member My Chafed Bum


Here's one for Patricia, my friend from up north
My hooha is just aching to ride there on a horse
Need ointment in case
My bum gets chafed
Wearing...

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Categories: hooha, fun,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Naughty Billboard


Picture a man's hooha on a billboard downtown
Ladies would be late, spill coffee on their gowns
With their mouths all agape
Their makeup in bad shape
Those ad...

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Categories: hooha, silly,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Whiskey And Koolaid


All that water and nothing to drink
Oceans surround us but too salty methinks
This dilemma makes us afraid
So whiskey and even koolaid
Fills in quite nicely, but...

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Categories: hooha, fun,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Blonde Bombers


Blonde bombers light my rusty old candle
Eyebrows and toes curl, causing quite a scandal
Tend to run amok
As I babble and cluck
Eyes roll independently, use my...

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Categories: hooha, fun,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Al Pacino
Al Pacino
His brooding intensity, a raging inferno

He forcefully exclaimed "Hooha!" in 'Scent of A Woman'
A catchphrase was born. Great actor, dimunitive human




YOUR CHOICE TRIBUTE VERSE...

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Categories: hooha, celebrity, people, tribute,
Form: Clerihew
Premium Member Owe You Guys


Believe it or not, some days I wake up down
But before long you guys get rid of my frown 
Owe you big time
For this smile...

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Categories: hooha, happy,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member A Semi


A semi usually refers to a very long truck
But in the land of hooha, it means no such luck
The short end of the stick
For Richard...

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Categories: hooha, allusion, fun,
Form: Limerick