Jack Ellison Poet Limerick

My Chafed Bum

Here's one for Patricia, my friend from up north
My hooha is just aching to ride there on a horse
Need ointment in case
My bum gets chafed
Wearing a camisole should ease the pain that's in store

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Lim'Rik Flats September 5, 2017 at 8:14 AM Saddle your pony and ride//You might end up with sore hide//Or maybe the horse//will, of course//It's up to you to decide. CHAFE ON JAKE!!! Jack Ellison September 5, 2017 at 9:54 AM It's the price I'll pay to meet dear Patricia! Chafing or not! YEE HAW!!! 'AVE A GOOD ONE, MATE!!! Jack Ellison September 5, 2017 at 9:49 AM

Patricia Cresswell September 5, 2017 at 8:09 AM Hmmm wearing a cami? Oh on a horse you are asking for the chaffing of a lifetime. Thanks for the words. Jack Ellison September 5, 2017 at 9:49 AM LOL Do we need to take a "fairy" across to Christian Island?The horsie can swim but how far is it? xxx

Russell Sivey September 5, 2017 at 6:14 AM What a dedication to a friend, it is certainly a unique one my friend! What a delightful poem, such an enlightening piece I couldn't stop reading it! You still bring me laughter my friend! Great Work!! Jack Ellison September 5, 2017 at 6:24 AM Hello dear friend... hope things are improving for you! You sure are up and at 'em today!!! CHEERS!