Best Hire Poems

I’ve picked it up a hundred times
yet dropped it just once more
So I give up, the blasted thing
can lay there on the floor

And stepping out onto the porch
I hit the ice and slipped
As I walked back into the house
I stubbed my toe and tripped

While dancing...

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In the economy of social grace
I was losing in the great rat-race.
No wealth could I accumulate
I’d scarcely get a second date.
My Wall Street stock was always down
mere junk bonds of no great renown.
I was not suave, I had no game
the outcome always just the same:
“I...

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I don’t know. 
So I don’t starve. 
So that I can subscribe to the 40 hour work week. 
So I can have my life in the hands of capitalist kings.
Who have their lives in the hands of market gods. 
So that I can join the...

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I am applying for the consultant position
of Office Manager for which I will audition.
I am undeniably qualified to deal with nitwits
and idiots I will immediately classify as 'twits.'

My solution to deal with those people is fair
It may not be righteous, but I don't care.
If your...

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I do not long for a crown,
Nor for an abode in Heaven,
O omnipotent, omnipresent God!
You are a just employer Lord!

Though you have imposed on me, 
A daunting task,
Only a menial’s hire,
Is all that I ask!! ----

----Only a menial’s hire,
Is all that I ask!! ----...

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He’s a married man who lost his job,
During a depressed economic time;
Willing to do laborious work around your house -
Any kind of odd job he can find.

The kind of things a husband normally would do,
For women who lived without a man;
He could come over and...

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Man, seldom a straightforward animal, 
Long lost in the deserts of weariness,
Wants to flee from a life of denial, 
Wallows no less still in piles of warm ash,
 
And feeling hurt, he nurses hidden strife, 
Busy harming the self his very own 
With some weird...

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I'll answer you true I know more than you
of computers and websites as well
The problem you see is net latency
and I fear it's to techy to tell

I'm guessing this server is getting quite full
of the poems we post every day
the who's online page must wait...

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Give me 
your liars 
your greedy 
your thieves
you unlawful

people of no principals
and no ethics

Of these 
I will hire the best...

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Unwanted for hire 
Minimal money desired 
I am gifted and hold a degree 
Posted it plainly, for all to read 

  I'm Experienced in degrading deeds
come spend a dime your inhibitions are freed 
I'll hear your heartaches, I'll hear your sin
I'll speak to no...

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Before you hire that cleaner,
Check their pockets for 3 things that will get your house cleaner.

A wooden toothpick will get rid of the gunk that stops your taps being cleaner,
A wooden oven skewer has a longer reach to make an oven cleaner,
A tooth brush to...

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All bids are in;
that sacred honor ...had a price.
The profane sanctified;
a flag became a calf of gold
our highest office, sold.

There, looking in the hollows for the
substance of a dream, lurking, 
waiting for the light of reason,
one Persephone to grace
a hopeless cause 
for hope dies hard
and...

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Anything that you should or may desire,
Name it and I'll provide best possible rendition.
I love to use this gift of God for talking to the world,
So please challenge me with your most wanted requests.

I do fear nothing with that exception of never speaking again,
Death may...

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Fresh face
Eager to please
Gung-ho, great attitude
Reminds us of how we once were
Rookie...

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I had a dream a scary dream. 
That I had a business 
Hot and sexy business. 

In my dream i owned a Modeling company 
For men 
In that dream I was not rich but ready for any anomaly
I was my own fan. 

#1 and only...

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