Why Should We Hire You

I don’t know. So I don’t starve. So that I can subscribe to the 40 hour work week. So I can have my life in the hands of capitalist kings. Who have their lives in the hands of market gods. So that I can join the many that have good work ethic Which basically means being in a state of gratefulness for this tiring job This life sapping job. You should hire me because I’ll be a good, not passionate worker. I’m just passionate about being financially stable. So I can have my life in seconds, enjoy it in stolen minutes. So in those seconds I can say Hey. I’m a working gal. I think all this. I know all this. My mouth opens “I think it’ll be a great opportunity to work with your prestigious organization. I am ready to give the very best of myself to align and uplift the mission of this place” I’m ready to give my soul away.