Best Have A Shot Poems

Congratulations! 
2019 is the expectant year.
You will get a baby, if you are expecting one.
If you are expecting to say "no" to a puppy, but you have an
eight-year-old who wants one, and you are not firm, you might
get one, so expect this to possibly happen.
You...

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1. It's been years, months, weeks have gone by.

    I've grown so much I can barely recognize my reflection. No lie.

    Each day more, I've seen you star in less of my dreams and it made me glad.

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I turned to my wife
With desire in my eyes
And my loins a little disjointed
Forestalling sin,
She asked with no grin,
¨Kind sir, do you have an appointment?¨

You'll need to make an appointment
If you wanna have a shot at love

I was having a chat
With a sweet bureaucrat
Whose curves...

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It's so much fun,
When the night's just begun;
Giggles and gossip among friends.

But the more we drink,
The manlier we think;
And that's when the trouble begins.

Hey! Bartender,
Could I get two fingers
Of tequila for each of us here.

And if that ain't enough,
Since we think we're so tough;
We'll all...

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The dollar store around the block, I didn’t have a buck
McDonalds had a happy meal , I was out of luck
The ATM was putting out, my PIN was incorrect
My bank account was overdrawn, I couldn’t write a check
My car was running empty and my credit...

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Chastity is never fruitful, clever or right, 
But we should all have a shot of the kite, 
That lovers’ swing that makes you happy, 
Disallowing the impudent or the snappy. 

Sex sets you up for the day and for life, 
When computers, friends don’t have life,...

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An arrogant hare challenged a lethargic turtle to a race.
The hare ridiculed the turtle due to its lumbering pace.

"The loser", declared the hare " will be destined for the pot!"
The "hare"-brained turtle agreed knowing he didn't have a shot!

The turtle desperately tried to figure a...

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Forgive me or condemn me.
I'm imperfect.
Nothing will change the way that I stand or present myself.
I will stand here until this world fades away.
In this place, we all die young.
So will you live or let me down like always?
I see the way you fall.
Living your...

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Foggily out of cryostasis, I come ...

A slow, painful waking to a vessel that's shaking
         from the stress of its increasing mass,
And at once I'm made sure that it's all premature,
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I’m sure you’ve never heard of her – 
Her name was Judith Scott.
The cards were stacked against her
So she didn’t have a shot.

Both Down’s and deafness were her lot;
Her twin was not affected.
An institution was her home
Where nothing was expected.

When she was in her 40’s...

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i love writing about anything. it just so happens to be 
that drinkin that ole No.7 whisky is nothing new to me
i love a good hard drink
..it makes me think
not of the world but of what cd to play
am i into rockin hard or should...

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On a dark and stormy night
A ship hit a rock
Out of dread and fright
Passengers cried “what the fock?”

Bodies went flying
To and fro
Some were dying
As you probably know

But there was a boat
Over the side
Standing afloat
30 made it inside

The boat was made for seven
Cpt. Tossabout had to...

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On New Year's Eve I was a wreck,
I didn't have a shot...
fearing I would get extremely sick
and spill out my gut.

I went out without a coat 
gloves, scarf and hat,
thinking it was still Fall;
the harsh wind blew everywhere,
even walking was tough. 
I reached home before...

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I think I will go to the boat Inn and have a shot or two maybe three

of burbon to smooth my skin, all the liqure yum yum that looks so deceious to me, I think i might move from this spot the guy sitting next...

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It's nice and sunny today
but this week's been rough,
more snow than I can handle
this Winter has been quite tough.

Twice already in three days
we've been blasted by snow,
I'd like to express to this Winter
"Come on. Just let it go!"

Father Winter wants to hang on
for as long...

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