Jabba Dabba Doooo -- Star Wars--

Jabba the Hutt has a spur up his butt that makes him as mean as a wasp If you stop for a look, at that glutton of glop, his looks will not help him a lot! His rotten demeaner, gave Vadar the radar, to hide out in deep outer-space Hutt's face and his figure could fracture a mirror ...and the glass of a whole universe! There are millions of creatures, with much better features, that Jabba can never embrace! Jabba is gruesome, a big gooey nuisance! He looks like a big wad of gum! He grossed out Chewbacca....... who likes his tobacco,.....(this may be a slip of a tongue)...., But... a wad of his chew, missed the spittoon, and hit Jabba, in his hut, with a zoom !
To view this unsightly, gruesome character: _https://www.google.com/search?q=Jabba+the+Hutt&rls=com.microsoft:en-US:IE-Address&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ei=sU4dUpjQG4HViwK1kYCoDQ&ved=0CEAQsAQ&biw=1920&bih=897 _____________________________________________ For P.D.'s Star Wars Contest: By Carrie Richards 8/27/13 Star Wars Rules !
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Adams Avatar
September 8, 2013 at 2:42 PM
lol...enjoyed this cute fun write of yours, congrats on your win :)
Manassian Avatar
September 8, 2013 at 12:01 PM
HA HA HA HA HA! LOVED THIS! Congrats, my dear. You sure deserved to win with this one! He gave me the creeps and you capture his yuckiness so well! :)
Anglesey Avatar
September 7, 2013 at 10:25 AM
Outstanding wit and imagery. Congratulations on your well deserved win :)
May Avatar
September 7, 2013 at 5:55 AM
hilarious...congrats on your win
A  Avatar
September 6, 2013 at 9:25 AM
CARRIE, yeah, Star Wars Rules:) I agree, I just got stuck with the Star trek contest" Sadly I'm not the oldest one, or else I'd probably would have hosted this one instead. Anyways, I had fun with the Star trek theme LOL, I kid you not. CONGRATS! Love ~SKAT~
Morgan Avatar
September 5, 2013 at 11:00 PM
Congrats on your win. Morgan thanks but i rather look at princess leia
A   Avatar
September 5, 2013 at 6:05 PM
Hi Carrie, , stopping by with smiles:-) ;-) CONGRATULATIONS :) on your STAR WARS win.. enjoy my blog "....The Death Star Blues...." when you have time. http://www.poetrysoup.com/poetry_blogs/blog_detail.aspx?BlogID=15877&PoetID=18720 always & forever *The Lovely Poet Destroyer
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August 28, 2013 at 9:17 AM
Ha! You captured me with your title. My inner nerd went into overdrive. Jabba was a goofy slimeball. I need to watch Star Wars again. This was fun to read! =D
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