Charles Messina Poet Limerick

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OMG, this was actually a true story that happened to me. After finishing my businees, I stood up, dangling ten inches from my ( you no what ) was a small piece of something I left (gross) lol Since my girlfriend at the time had the longest hair...I could only blame it on her (lmao)

A Hair-Larious Affair

I once sat myself...on the toilet 
"Twas relieved" but something had spoiled it 
I was grossed-out...with fear 
When a hair hung...from there 
Yuk! Wonder what it was...that I bit 


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5-1-2020

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Richard Lamoureux May 6, 2020 at 8:31 AM Oh no, I didn’t want my mind to go there but it did *lol*. Good misdirection. ;0) now this is definitely potty mouth. Ha ha ha, you won’t believe it, the captcha is PEU!

Quoth Theraven May 5, 2020 at 10:50 PM Charles, No use splitting hairs over the details of this emblematic Limerick. -Richard Indiana Shaw May 18, 2020 at 7:32 PM Sorry, I just had to laugh at this comment, ; )

Lindsay Laurie May 4, 2020 at 12:21 AM Hello Charles … crikey Charles. I hope you never swallow a yoyo. Quite an experience I reckon and with much needed detective work - thanks for the giggle Charles - Lindsay

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart May 1, 2020 at 9:59 PM LOL! Heh heh, the many visions of dogs with dangle berries hanging from their bum, the scared ones that try to run, the screaming one when I accidently pinched her bum, and the poor girl with her puppy, the first for both of them ;D, Oh I hope you win with this one! xomo

Darlene De Beaulieu May 1, 2020 at 1:31 PM Hello Charlie Messina, Oh-Wow! is all i can say. Enjoy your day my fiend, Be safe.