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Premium Member Ice Cube Pie
I always wanted two slices of ice cube pie
“You only get one”, was the standard reply.
I don’t know why I did
But since I was a...

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Categories: goons, business, humorous,
Form: Limerick



There Was Trouble Brewin' In Soup Creek
As morning glowed pale light over the town of Soup Creek,
Jenna woke with a start when she heard a floorboard squeak.
She raised her gun and...

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Categories: goons, poets,
Form: Narrative
Premium Member A Sonnet On Popeye
One character I used to like a  lot
was skinny, bald, and not at all refined.
yet he was superhuman when he fought
and also had a...

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Categories: goons, character,
Form: Sonnet
Premium Member Famous Last Line
I hate it that you don't like what I write
You'd think at least one time I'd get it right
I get first place with others, never...

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Categories: goons, community, conflict, funny,
Form: Iambic Pentameter
Premium Member Stagecoach
I took my periodic stroll through the local antique store today.
There were the usual horse collars, clocks and various sundries on display.
Havin' no need fer...

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Categories: goons, cowboy-western, old, horse, old,
Form: Rhyme



America Sucks Less
This country’s sure got problems
Corruption, crime, and drugs.
And though we try to fix the world
The world just hates our guts.
But for all our woes and...

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© Joe Bob  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: goons, america, satire, drug,
Form: Free verse
We . . .Not Frustrated(Prof. Olufemi Bamiro)uivc
WE . . .  NOT  FRUSTRATED

Those whose mouth  speak and ooze 
Only fire of a voluble vibrating vocabulary 

Those whose sin is...

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Categories: goons, devotion, faith, inspirational, peoplefire,
Form: I do not know?
Fob Echo, Diwaniya Iraq February 2006
FOB Echo Iraq was a forward operation base near the Babylon site in the city of Diwaniya, in fact the US military put security hesco...

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© Big Safari  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: goons, war,
Form: Free verse
The Charlatans
With a load of worries on your shoulders
You dolefully trudge on your path of life
Evading any ditches or impeding boulders
craving for a life free of...

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Categories: goons, crazy, desire,
Form: Rhyme
Refugee
Beating the midday forlorn sun
By foot they begun the journey leaving the pun
Beware of the dangers and tactics to shun  
Between that time and...

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Categories: goons, war, , western,
Form: I do not know?
Bionic Betty: Another True Tale From the Mental Ward
Betty was bonafide crazy. She had shot her husband after a night of drunken quarreling, and was in the state mental hospital instead of being...

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Categories: goons, crazy, woman,
Form: Narrative
Premium Member American Wood
In a little ultra Leftist bastion called Berkley
a congregation of American Libertarians came,
it was March 4th and proud patriots marched forth
in solidarity for America's freedoms,
celebrating...

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Categories: goons, america, courage, history,
Form: Epic
From a Piglet To a Hog
Inspired by a family member

"The building of a so called crystal stair"


When he was a young boy
and first put his feet on the block,
He was...

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Categories: goons, hip hop, poetry, spoken
Form: Rhyme
A-W
Americans, Algerians, Australian aborigines,
Corrupt leaders of the world involved in illegal activities.
Bloodthirsty bullies brazenly bombing bystanders,
Militaries full of corrupt army commanders.
Charities for children, carers in...

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© Wes Martin  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: goons, planet, political, pollution, weather,
Form: Rhyme
A New Lease On Life
Everyday I rose
I felt trapped in the worlds confusion,
In a marathon of ' Life '
I got illusions of victory, but I was losin',
So I contemplated...

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Categories: goons, hip hop, spoken word,
Form: Lyric

Book: Shattered Sighs