Famous Last Line

I hate it that you don't like what I write You'd think at least one time I'd get it right I get first place with others, never you Won't join another one, that's what I will do Consistently put down, oh what a drain! I find your selectivity a pain! Most others think my writes are pretty cool But when I write for you, I'm just a fool Well, here's to let you know that I am done Cause entering your contests sure ain't fun I squeeze my brain in hopes to win your smile But I get tossed right out on rubbish pile I'll gloat and savor every winning place From one to three are ones that light my face From 4 on down, you freaking kidding me???? Dear contest sponsor, you are HISTORY! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Dear contest sponsor, you are HISTORY! I bet you wonder at this mystery You think you've judged me fair, and that's my place I'm glad that you can't see my "murder" face! I'll let you off the hook; here's one more chance The genre I like the most is sweet romance So, let me gush and flow and write a storm You know my write will be above the norm! If my write doesn't place in 1, 2, 3.... I'll tell you, sponsor dear, you've messed with me In cyber world, I have my goons who check They'll find your place and then, Oh...what the heck! You'll get a pounding that you won't forget You'll get your own N/A and that's a bet! It stands for Nuked/Alright, and you'll be fried So give me that first place, or run and hide!!!!! For Famous Last Line Contest March 11, 2016 Sponsor: Laura Loo Original poem title: Confounded Contest For Jerry's Contest Contest! January 5, 2015