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Abortion (Another Life Gone)
There you are being conceived in your mother's womb. 
Before you know it you will be born in this world 
real soon. 

As you develop; you start to move around. You take in 
your first food as your mom gobbles it down. 

Your ears start...

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Categories: gobbles, death, sadmom, pain, life,
Form:
Premium Member Saga of the Green Peas
Along the baseboard in a small kitchen
there is a tiny hole, the perfect size to go
unnoticed, perfect for a secret hideaway.
Little twin girls imprisoned at the table
not allowed to leave unless those cold
olive green peas are completely gone!
Canned peas, that had a bit of the...

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Categories: gobbles, children, feelings, hurt, pain,
Form: Epic
Premium Member Diet Footles
Sweet tooth
In youth

On scales
She WAILS!

Hot date
Lose weight

Diet?
Try it

Big eyes
Large thighs

Fat tum
Huge bum

Gobbles…
Wobbles

In mood
For food

Crunchies
Munchies

Wants choc -
Whole block!

Adore
Fridge door

Keeps shut
With butt

Risk it ...
Biscuit

Crispbread?
Drop dead!

Think thin
As pin

Eats less ...
New dress

Now slim
And trim

Look great
For date


04~05~15
Contest Judy Konos - Your Footle Poem
~awarded 1st place~...

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Categories: gobbles, humorous,
Form: Footle

Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry



Premium Member Ruben's Sandwich
Hey diddle diddle
We poets will fiddle
With poems that jump over the moon.
But sometimes we blunder
He still claps like thunder
And soon we are smiling a tune.

While he sits on his tuffet
and gobbles his sandwich
He brings a smile with each comment he makes
Collecting his wits,
With humorous bits
Jay...

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Categories: gobbles, dedication, friendship, humorous,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member A Trail of Destruction
A snail has thousands of teeth
No wonder it is such a thief
It gobbles my plants
You should hear my rants
Slug pellets will give some relief!

I discovered from a quiz question that some species of snail can have over 25,000 teeth!

02~05~17...

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Categories: gobbles, garden, humorous,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Wabi-Sabi
Wabi-Sabi 12-21-23  
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Wabi-Sabi

Empty the mirage of perfection
Whose shadow wears scars
Of perpetual broken rainbows –
Cracked rose petals –
Gilded edges joined by hibernation and spring.

A pilgrimage into amnesia
Timeworn victories fade into badges lost to time 
Moonlight swallows the waning heart of morning
Sunlight gobbles up unfinished faces...

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Categories: gobbles, life, seasons,
Form: Free verse



Premium Member The Ostrich
A bird of grandiose stature, he struts the veld
do not anger him for his powerful kick
can main or even kill. Gently he watches
over his brood their mother left long ago.
It falls onto him to incubate their eggs.
  
Impressive wing span as he shades his...

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Categories: gobbles, africa, bird, nature,
Form: Personification
Premium Member Tea and Poetry In the Ides of March - Part Three
Again the alarm is set.

Strawberries, date squares…Yum, Yum.   

The alarm rings again. The tea party is over.

 She returns to her perch where her wings are immediately clipped by the Bald Eagle who informs her that a bird doesn’t chirp when her poem...

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Categories: gobbles, satire,
Form: Free verse
Haiku
wild turkey gobbles
another thanksgiving missed
just enjoying life...

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Categories: gobbles, animal, life, thanksgiving,
Form: Haiku
I Love Mommy Because
Mommy loves me more than laundry
More than dirty dishes too
She’d rather spend her time with me 
Than doing things others do

She would rather play with me 
Than take a nap or sew
I love Mommy ‘cause she loves me
More than any TV show

She’s always there to...

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Categories: gobbles, baby, child, childhood, children,
Form: Quatrain
Sleep
Sleep
To wait
for a dream
wonderous scenes
of piquant parfaits
with a blended relish
of creamy fruit and almonds
savoring and ready to eat
daunted by an ogre's appearance
who gobbles it down and awakens you

Contest March 26, 2014...

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Categories: gobbles, humorous,
Form: Etheree
Waters and Rolling Sands
Swimming in the cold blanket of waters
Sea of the unheard and unknown surfers

Diving alone in the middle of raging tide
Gasping strong at the surface of surging waters so wide

Your winking eyes that flash in shimmy skies
My drifting heart floating with my steamy eyes

Your smiles shown...

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Categories: gobbles, emotions, sea,
Form: Ballad
Kronos
You must decide,
Or by Kronos you must abide.
Hail the titan of time,
No, I must draw the line.

So I say he is evil,
Worse than the devil.
Leader of the titan's,
You really need to enlighten.

Holds the power of the scythe,
He thinks he can get a wife.
Can freeze time...

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Categories: gobbles, mythology,
Form: Verse
The Ogre In the Garbage Disposal
He likes an egg 
without a shell, cracked
by the careless act 
of a grocery store clerk.
There's always some jerk
who could make you sick
then read your obit
with a pained expression
as if that session
and consequence grim
had nothing to do 
with him.
The Og. loves 
spaghetti
is always ready
when you've...

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© Nola Perez  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: gobbles, funny,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Unquotable Quotes - Xiv
Unquotable quotes – XIV

Don’t trouble trouble until trouble gobbles you ; don’t 
     rubble rouble until rouble rubbles you.
Don’t marry a woman out of pity ; she’ll make you 
     regret her lack of fidelity for a...

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© T Wignesan  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: gobbles, film, humor, humorous, irony,
Form: Epigram

Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry