Saga of the Green Peas

Along the baseboard in a small kitchen
there is a tiny hole, the perfect size to go
unnoticed, perfect for a secret hideaway.
Little twin girls imprisoned at the table
not allowed to leave unless those cold
olive green peas are completely gone!
Canned peas, that had a bit of the flavor
of the tin can infused into them, pushed 
around the plate in a marble shoot.

When is she going to leave the kitchen,
quit watching, stop repeating, "eat every one!"
Salty tears dropping on the plate, incapable
of adding any flavor as an hour passes and
little heads are laying on the table beside
the plate with those cursed tiny vegetables
staring back with their small green eyes.

She has to take a trip to the toilet, this must 
be timed just right...half the peas leave the plates 
and are scooted into the tiny hole in the wall.
She returns, unaware of the subterfuge.
Admonishment causes more tears and little
voices pleading, "they're almost gone". "Not good
enough, finish them or you stay here all night!"
A guardian angel makes the phone ring and she
leaves to answer it. Two little girl's plates quickly
converge upon the tiny hole that gobbles up the
last of those dreaded cold green peas. 

She returns and the ordeal is finally over, with
her none the wiser, until a few weeks pass and
she keeps trying to find the smelly odor coming
from the kitchen. She follows her nose to the
secret hideaway exposing the rotted peas.
Infuriation welds up within and then out comes 
the razor strap and a painful dance ensues.


© Connie Marcum Wong
Copyright © | Year Posted 2016

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Hicks Avatar
April 10, 2016 at 12:19 AM
Such an amusing (and yet all too familiar story) packed with great personality. I've had one or two occasions of this myself, growing up, but luckily I was extremely un-picky most of my life (still never got why people don't like peas ... but I've heard canned ones are pretty awful) ... a whole lot of drama here, but quite entertaining.
Marcum Wong Avatar
April 17, 2016 at 7:06 PM
Thanks a lot Timothy. ; )
Vaso Avatar
February 23, 2016 at 9:57 PM
wow, how did I miss this? Amazing poem, I was laughing until the last few lines then I was feeling sorry for the little creative ones!!!! :) Hugs
Marcum Wong Avatar
February 23, 2016 at 11:08 PM
Thank you Arthur. Parents used to be much stricter with their children in my day. I never make my kids eat something they hate. I appreciate the hugs, Blessings, Connie
Laurie Avatar
February 23, 2016 at 6:30 PM
Absolutely loved this poem of yours Connie. It brings back old memories - thank you Connie - Lindsay
Marcum Wong Avatar
February 23, 2016 at 9:42 PM
You are welcome Lindsay...Thank you! I don't make my kids eat anything they hate. But they have to at least try it. Cheers, Connie
Rycroft Avatar
February 22, 2016 at 5:00 PM
A very good poem is it a true story, mine was a sprouts, one sprout was staring at me for a hour, xxxx
Marcum Wong Avatar
February 23, 2016 at 9:43 PM
Yes, it is a true story. I hated peas until I became an adult because of that. I am sure a lot of people can relate. Thank you Wendy. Cheers, Connie
Austin Avatar
February 21, 2016 at 10:55 AM
Oh those poor green peas. I hear the owl and the pussy cat used the mash to paint their pea green boat. I love kid stuff, Connie - for me those happy years of my life. Love, daver
Marcum Wong Avatar
February 23, 2016 at 9:44 PM
I am much happier now Daver. Thanks, Connie
Lamoureux Avatar
February 21, 2016 at 9:00 AM
I can so relate to this. I hated summer sausage sandwiches and hid them behind the Hot Water radiator. It was rather smelly an thus I was also caught.
Marcum Wong Avatar
February 22, 2016 at 2:35 PM
We all have different tastes and I don't believe in forcing a child to eat something they hate. Thanks Richard. ; )
Adams Avatar
February 21, 2016 at 7:37 AM
I remember the dreaded dinners with foods we hated! I never forced my children to eat anything, i encouraged them to try them and let them decide...maybe because i remember all too well what your poem speaks of! Great write, enjoyed reading this one today! Hugs
Marcum Wong Avatar
February 22, 2016 at 2:32 PM
I agree, I didn't do that to my kids either. Thanks Sandra. ; )
Fleming Avatar
February 20, 2016 at 2:53 PM
Hello, Connie. I thought I would call by and pay you my regards. I hope that everything is going well for you; and your eyes are not giving you too many problems. You will always be held in the very highest esteem by me...My most favourite commentator! God bless you, Connie...And may he protect and watch over you and your loved ones - always! :) john
Marcum Wong Avatar
February 22, 2016 at 12:19 AM
Thank you so much for dropping by. I have been watching my granddaughter for the past week while her mom has been on the Big island of Hawaii at conferences. I usually only watch her until my daughter gets off work. I haven't had time to be online. She just went home a few minutes ago. I look forward to reading more of your work. ; )
Emu Avatar
February 19, 2016 at 3:31 PM
Enjoyed this poem. We all have memories of some infernal vegetable barely palatable. Vowed I wouldn't do this to my children (but I did)
T  Avatar
February 19, 2016 at 12:11 AM
you are a good poet. CT
Nunez Avatar
February 18, 2016 at 11:26 PM
Great narrative, Con. Bittersweet memories... last line made me smile...though I was sorry for the dancing girls... Enjoyed your write!
Dietrich Avatar
February 18, 2016 at 6:20 PM
I love that Laura saw my liver comment and commented too. hahaha.
Onclaud Avatar
February 18, 2016 at 3:18 PM
from simple green peas to near disaster... i was on my toes waiting for what would happen next... a rare, beautiful write, connie.. huggs
Adams Avatar
February 18, 2016 at 10:49 AM
OUCH. At least, they didn't put peas on their spoon and flip them onto the ceiling. I've known that to happen. Creative little cuties!
Marcum Wong Avatar
February 18, 2016 at 11:07 AM
Thank you Cona. Kids will do strange things with food. My daughter stuck a pea up her nose. Dr. Visit...same as my son when he was little, he stuck a bean in his ear...another Doctor visit because we couldn't get it out. ; )
Callus Avatar
February 18, 2016 at 7:16 AM
What a horrible ordeal, Connie! There were things which I did not like, but we were never forced to eat them...we had the alternative of going hungry, which did not bother me as long as there was bread to eat! (Feeding 9 people could not have been that easy, I suppose!). ~ Regards //paul
Callus Avatar
February 18, 2016 at 7:17 AM
...by the way, I always enjoyed green peas, especially the fresh ones picked from g'father's farm!
Raven Avatar
February 17, 2016 at 8:50 PM
Hi Connie, i have to admit be them frozen, garden tinned peas, processed tinned peas, mushy peas, just give me peas. I can picture the scene you paint so vividly. It is actually like a Hell when you have to eat something you don't want to. The emotions in this write are spot on Connie. I was never made finish the plate, for i always did. I forced myself to eat certain veg and now i Love them, but no one was ever there telling me to do it. It was the times. A seven for this emotional write Connie
Marcum Wong Avatar
February 17, 2016 at 9:17 PM
Thank you for the 7 and your thoughtful comment Vadislav. ; )
Scars Avatar
February 17, 2016 at 7:51 PM
Connie, I said it below I had to eat was in front of me also. But the liver and onions, couldn't do without throwing up...Great epic poem, you are very creative and clever :)-luloo *smiles*
Marcum Wong Avatar
February 17, 2016 at 9:18 PM
Thank you luloo. ; )
Dietrich Avatar
February 17, 2016 at 3:45 PM
as for peas, I rather like those canned peas!! It was the frozen ones I hated. At least your mom was not pushing liver down your throat. when my mom did THAT to me, I threw it up.
Scars Avatar
February 17, 2016 at 7:49 PM
oh Andrea! I had the same liver issue at my house too! I can't even be in the same room with it! I cam eat ANYTHING except liver and onions..blahhhhhhhh!!!!
Marcum Wong Avatar
February 17, 2016 at 5:24 PM
Oh yeah, we got the liver and onions that she forced us to eat as well. We had to eat whatever she set before us.
Dietrich Avatar
February 17, 2016 at 3:44 PM
wow, Connie. I really liked this. it was different from you! this happened to us with that godawful campbell's soup, alphabet. How I hated its flavor. I wrote my poem about it as a sonnet! Unlike you and your sister, I was not found out, but my sister took the fall.
Marcum Wong Avatar
February 17, 2016 at 5:25 PM
Thanks Andrea. My kids are not picky eaters, but then my husband is a great cook.
George   Avatar
February 17, 2016 at 2:16 PM
My brother didn't really like anything but mashed potatoes, hamburger and chocolate cake. Everything else got put in the cuff of his pants and fed to the dog when no one was looking. The dog always followed him like a shadow. It was years before we understood that love affair. Wonderful poem, Connie. I enjoyed every word. Elaine
Marcum Wong Avatar
February 17, 2016 at 5:30 PM
That is so cute Elaine, about your brother and the dog. Thank you very much. ; )
Kendrick Avatar
February 17, 2016 at 1:57 PM
Cute one..I never remember my mother or father making me eat anything that I did not want..I don't know how they accomplished getting me to like most all foods but I don't remember much that I would not at least eat a small amount..I got some spanking though for I was not perfect..LOL..Thanks for dropping by..Sara
Pinet Avatar
February 17, 2016 at 12:54 PM
Well done, nostalgia mixed with humor and pathos has been captured by your artistic pen and held motionless on the page. Reading this brought back my youth and the many childhood tribulations faced at the dinner table. Emile. #7
Turner Avatar
February 16, 2016 at 6:14 PM
Connie, I have always loved peas and green beans, but that was about it for the green stuff. My ex used to tell our kids that asparagus was green carrots. Worked like a charm, (on them) Great story. I hope that razor strap didn't follow you with your marriage. Peace.
Marcum Wong Avatar
February 16, 2016 at 9:24 PM
Heck no. There are so many better ways to get kids to behave without ever striking them. I love the carrot trick. I will have to try it. Thanks Daniel. ; )
Deschler Avatar
February 16, 2016 at 1:32 PM
I never liked green vegetables when I was young either, but peas were one that I didn't mind eating... I really enjoyed this nostalgic story that we can all relate too. Very nicely written, Connie!
Marcum Wong Avatar
February 16, 2016 at 2:46 PM
Sorry Kelly, I hate it when message jumps up to the next person. Thanks a lot. ; ) Connie
Marcum Wong Avatar
February 16, 2016 at 2:44 PM
I love the fresh frozen kind but certainly not the canned peas. Thank you Keith. Cheers, Connie
Bickerstaffe Avatar
February 16, 2016 at 11:24 AM
Poor little girls! Peas just happen to be my favourite vegetable... no one in my household likes 'em except me. I loved your tale of intrigue and deception! Highly enjoyable!! Best wishes, Keith
Marcum Wong Avatar
February 16, 2016 at 12:06 PM
I love the fresh frozen kind but certainly not the canned peas. Thank you Keith. Cheers, Connie
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