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Diet Footles

Sweet tooth
In youth

On scales
She WAILS!

Hot date
Lose weight

Diet?
Try it

Big eyes
Large thighs

Fat tum
Huge bum

Gobbles…
Wobbles

In mood
For food

Crunchies
Munchies

Wants choc -
Whole block!

Adore
Fridge door

Keeps shut
With butt

Risk it ...
Biscuit

Crispbread?
Drop dead!

Think thin
As pin

Eats less ...
New dress

Now slim
And trim

Look great
For date


04~05~15
Contest Judy Konos - Your Footle Poem
~awarded 1st place~

Copyright © Jan Allison | Year Posted 2015

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Thomas Martin Date: 5/11/2015 10:03:00 PM ROFL, Jan! Great subject hilariously penned. Simply love the well-done rhymes. Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 5/12/2015 1:19:00 AM Thanks Thomas:-) Hugs Jan xx

Poet Destroyer A Date: 4/26/2015 8:31:00 PM I like footles now :) Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 4/27/2015 1:01:00 AM :-)

Poet Destroyer A Date: 4/18/2015 2:21:00 PM Jan, Congrats on your FOOTLE POEM win. LINDA Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 4/18/2015 2:24:00 PM Thanks Linda:-) hugs Jan x

Constance La France Date: 4/15/2015 10:50:00 AM Jan, great diet footles, congrats on your win, 7, and thanks for visiting my poem, insanity, also about diet, I wrote a limerick!! and you know writing humour is not my usual thing Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 4/15/2015 11:02:00 AM I have to say Broken Wings I was VERY impressed with your limerick- great to go out of our comfort zone once in a while:-) Hugs Jan xx

Debbie Guzzi Date: 4/13/2015 8:26:00 AM UT oh you are making me HUNGRY!!! LOL Light & Love Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 4/13/2015 8:40:00 AM Thanks for dropping by it is lovely to see you Debbie and congrats again:-) hugs jan xxx

Scott Thirtyseven Date: 4/12/2015 4:00:00 PM Fabulous write, and great win. Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 4/12/2015 5:21:00 PM Thanks Scott:-) hugs Jan xx

Andrea Dietrich Date: 4/11/2015 10:50:00 PM Jan, yours and the other one about dieting were my faves (I think it was Barbara's) Congrats. Too bad she did not place just the best ones first, I think yours more than deserved that. Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 4/12/2015 3:44:00 AM I am just happy to place Andrea now matter where we come on the list we are all first place:-) Hugs Jan xx

Theresa Stephens Date: 4/9/2015 6:14:00 AM Hi Jan, enjoyed reading all the connotations, so funny and apt. Well done xx Theresa xx Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 4/9/2015 6:18:00 AM Thanks Theresa I do love this form:-) hugs Jan xx

Tim Ryerson Date: 4/9/2015 3:54:00 AM Hilarious!! But my fav would have to be 'Keeps shut With butt'....I can just picture it! Congrats - Tim Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 4/9/2015 5:45:00 AM That's my favourite one too Tim! Hugs Jan xx

Abdul Malik Date: 4/8/2015 9:51:00 AM You did pretty good Jan. Conrats. Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 4/8/2015 11:32:00 AM Thanks Abdul:-) Hugs Jan xx

Joseph May Date: 4/8/2015 8:10:00 AM This is very nice Jan...Congrats on a great win Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 4/8/2015 11:32:00 AM Thanks Joseph:-) Hugs Jan xx

Kp Nunez Date: 4/8/2015 7:18:00 AM Congrats Jan! So happy for you! I did not get to join this. Hugs! Kim :) Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 4/8/2015 7:20:00 AM Aww Kim do it next time the form is so simple :-) Hugs jan xx

Olusegun Arowolo Date: 4/8/2015 1:41:00 AM Wonderful footles.Congrats on your well deserved win,dear friend.... Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 4/8/2015 2:11:00 AM Thanks so much Olusegun:-) Hugs Jan xx

Brenda Meier-Hans Date: 4/7/2015 11:48:00 PM Well done Jan and a big congratulations on your first place win. Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 4/8/2015 2:11:00 AM Thanks Brenda - we all got to sit on the top step - good job I'm only little lol:-) Hugs jan xx

Thomas Martin Date: 4/7/2015 11:55:00 AM Jan, this is hilarious and so well done! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 4/7/2015 12:01:00 PM Thanks Thomas - i do enjoy this form:-) Hugs jan xx

Paul Callus Date: 4/7/2015 11:54:00 AM Congratulations, Jan! A crowded top podium!! Hugs // paul Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 4/7/2015 12:01:00 PM yes the top step was brimming - thankfully the diet helped lol ! hugs jan xx

Sandra Haight Date: 4/7/2015 11:27:00 AM Just saw this, Jan. Great topic, funny, and very true! Congrats on your win! Hugs, Sandra Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 4/7/2015 11:28:00 AM Thanks Sandra - so lovely to see everyone honoured with a top spot:-) Hugs jan xx

Arthur Vaso Date: 4/6/2015 11:16:00 PM This is A7 for me, this is a poem unto itself even without footles form, it really does flow so well all together as one poem, loved it! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 4/7/2015 12:26:00 AM Thanks Arthur:-) Hugs jan xx

David Brown Date: 4/6/2015 7:48:00 PM Still chuckling (hope that isn't marking me as politically incorrect or insensitive!) at you very, very funny piece. Well done Jan, good luck in your contest! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 4/7/2015 12:26:00 AM Thanks David:-) hugs jan xx

Andrea Dietrich Date: 4/6/2015 4:49:00 PM GREAT job, Jan. Wish I had time to do it this way. I entered one of my oldies but none of mine are in "story form" so I think I will not make the list this time. DANG Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 4/6/2015 4:50:00 PM I originally entered an oldie but got inspired last night:-) Hugs jan xx

Sara Kendrick Date: 4/6/2015 10:40:00 AM Whoa!!! You went all out for this one..Way to go for the contest..Reads like a winner to me..Thanks for the visit to my page..LOL..I need to diet for sure..Sara Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 4/6/2015 10:41:00 AM Thanks Sara I do love the footle form:-) Hugs Jan xx

James Fraser Date: 4/6/2015 8:57:00 AM Footle fantastic Jan, once again you had me chuckling. Good luck in the contest, hugs //xx//Jamesxx Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 4/6/2015 9:29:00 AM Thanks James:-) Hope you have had a lovely Easter:-) Hugs Jan xx

Paul Callus Date: 4/6/2015 5:57:00 AM Well done, Jan! Much enjoyed this set of footles! And I'm not the only one, considering the comments below:) When writing humour you're in your element! Hugs // paul Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 4/6/2015 6:27:00 AM I do love this simple form Paul - thanks for the lovely comment:-) Hugs jan xx

Maurice Yvonne Date: 4/6/2015 5:53:00 AM You are the Queen of the Footle. Good luck in the contest! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 4/6/2015 6:26:00 AM Aww Armand - I know I can't compete ever with Eileen as Queen of Romance but am happy to be Footle Queen - this form appeals to my sense of humour:-) Hugs jan xx

William Gray Date: 4/6/2015 4:04:00 AM Loved it Jan/Great picture as always!. Best Wishes!xx Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 4/6/2015 4:13:00 AM Thanks William - have to admit I have never been on a diet in my life I am small in stature and quite petite :-) Hugs jan xx

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