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Sweet tooth In youth On scales She WAILS! Hot date Lose weight Diet? Try it Big eyes Large thighs Fat tum Huge bum Gobbles… Wobbles In mood For food Crunchies Munchies Wants choc - Whole block! Adore Fridge door Keeps shut With butt Risk it ... Biscuit Crispbread? Drop dead! Think thin As pin Eats less ... New dress Now slim And trim Look great For date 04~05~15 Contest Judy Konos - Your Footle Poem ~awarded 1st place~

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Thomas Martin

Date: 5/11/2015 10:03:00 PM

ROFL, Jan! Great subject hilariously penned. Simply love the well-done rhymes.

Jan Allison
Date: 5/12/2015 1:19:00 AM

Thanks Thomas:-) Hugs Jan xx

Poet Destroyer A

Date: 4/26/2015 8:31:00 PM

I like footles now :)

Jan Allison
Date: 4/27/2015 1:01:00 AM

:-)

Poet Destroyer A

Date: 4/18/2015 2:21:00 PM

Jan, Congrats on your FOOTLE POEM win. LINDA

Jan Allison
Date: 4/18/2015 2:24:00 PM

Thanks Linda:-) hugs Jan x

Constance La France

Date: 4/15/2015 10:50:00 AM

Jan, great diet footles, congrats on your win, 7, and thanks for visiting my poem, insanity, also about diet, I wrote a limerick!! and you know writing humour is not my usual thing

Jan Allison
Date: 4/15/2015 11:02:00 AM

I have to say Broken Wings I was VERY impressed with your limerick- great to go out of our comfort zone once in a while:-) Hugs Jan xx

Debbie Guzzi

Date: 4/13/2015 8:26:00 AM

UT oh you are making me HUNGRY!!! LOL Light & Love

Jan Allison
Date: 4/13/2015 8:40:00 AM

Thanks for dropping by it is lovely to see you Debbie and congrats again:-) hugs jan xxx

Scott Thirtyseven

Date: 4/12/2015 4:00:00 PM

Fabulous write, and great win.

Jan Allison
Date: 4/12/2015 5:21:00 PM

Thanks Scott:-) hugs Jan xx

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 4/11/2015 10:50:00 PM

Jan, yours and the other one about dieting were my faves (I think it was Barbara's) Congrats. Too bad she did not place just the best ones first, I think yours more than deserved that.

Jan Allison
Date: 4/12/2015 3:44:00 AM

I am just happy to place Andrea now matter where we come on the list we are all first place:-) Hugs Jan xx

Theresa Stephens

Date: 4/9/2015 6:14:00 AM

Hi Jan, enjoyed reading all the connotations, so funny and apt. Well done xx Theresa xx

Jan Allison
Date: 4/9/2015 6:18:00 AM

Thanks Theresa I do love this form:-) hugs Jan xx

Tim Ryerson

Date: 4/9/2015 3:54:00 AM

Hilarious!! But my fav would have to be 'Keeps shut With butt'....I can just picture it! Congrats - Tim

Jan Allison
Date: 4/9/2015 5:45:00 AM

That's my favourite one too Tim! Hugs Jan xx

Abdul Malik

Date: 4/8/2015 9:51:00 AM

You did pretty good Jan. Conrats.

Jan Allison
Date: 4/8/2015 11:32:00 AM

Thanks Abdul:-) Hugs Jan xx

Joseph May

Date: 4/8/2015 8:10:00 AM

This is very nice Jan...Congrats on a great win

Jan Allison
Date: 4/8/2015 11:32:00 AM

Thanks Joseph:-) Hugs Jan xx

Kp Nunez

Date: 4/8/2015 7:18:00 AM

Congrats Jan! So happy for you! I did not get to join this. Hugs! Kim :)

Jan Allison
Date: 4/8/2015 7:20:00 AM

Aww Kim do it next time the form is so simple :-) Hugs jan xx

Olusegun Arowolo

Date: 4/8/2015 1:41:00 AM

Wonderful footles.Congrats on your well deserved win,dear friend....

Jan Allison
Date: 4/8/2015 2:11:00 AM

Thanks so much Olusegun:-) Hugs Jan xx

Brenda Meier-Hans

Date: 4/7/2015 11:48:00 PM

Well done Jan and a big congratulations on your first place win.

Jan Allison
Date: 4/8/2015 2:11:00 AM

Thanks Brenda - we all got to sit on the top step - good job I'm only little lol:-) Hugs jan xx

Thomas Martin

Date: 4/7/2015 11:55:00 AM

Jan, this is hilarious and so well done!

Jan Allison
Date: 4/7/2015 12:01:00 PM

Thanks Thomas - i do enjoy this form:-) Hugs jan xx

Paul Callus

Date: 4/7/2015 11:54:00 AM

Congratulations, Jan! A crowded top podium!! Hugs // paul

Jan Allison
Date: 4/7/2015 12:01:00 PM

yes the top step was brimming - thankfully the diet helped lol ! hugs jan xx

Sandra Haight

Date: 4/7/2015 11:27:00 AM

Just saw this, Jan. Great topic, funny, and very true! Congrats on your win! Hugs, Sandra

Jan Allison
Date: 4/7/2015 11:28:00 AM

Thanks Sandra - so lovely to see everyone honoured with a top spot:-) Hugs jan xx

Arthur Vaso

Date: 4/6/2015 11:16:00 PM

This is A7 for me, this is a poem unto itself even without footles form, it really does flow so well all together as one poem, loved it!

Jan Allison
Date: 4/7/2015 12:26:00 AM

Thanks Arthur:-) Hugs jan xx

David Brown

Date: 4/6/2015 7:48:00 PM

Still chuckling (hope that isn't marking me as politically incorrect or insensitive!) at you very, very funny piece. Well done Jan, good luck in your contest!

Jan Allison
Date: 4/7/2015 12:26:00 AM

Thanks David:-) hugs jan xx

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 4/6/2015 4:49:00 PM

GREAT job, Jan. Wish I had time to do it this way. I entered one of my oldies but none of mine are in "story form" so I think I will not make the list this time. DANG

Jan Allison
Date: 4/6/2015 4:50:00 PM

I originally entered an oldie but got inspired last night:-) Hugs jan xx

Sara Kendrick

Date: 4/6/2015 10:40:00 AM

Whoa!!! You went all out for this one..Way to go for the contest..Reads like a winner to me..Thanks for the visit to my page..LOL..I need to diet for sure..Sara

Jan Allison
Date: 4/6/2015 10:41:00 AM

Thanks Sara I do love the footle form:-) Hugs Jan xx

James Fraser

Date: 4/6/2015 8:57:00 AM

Footle fantastic Jan, once again you had me chuckling. Good luck in the contest, hugs //xx//Jamesxx

Jan Allison
Date: 4/6/2015 9:29:00 AM

Thanks James:-) Hope you have had a lovely Easter:-) Hugs Jan xx

Paul Callus

Date: 4/6/2015 5:57:00 AM

Well done, Jan! Much enjoyed this set of footles! And I'm not the only one, considering the comments below:) When writing humour you're in your element! Hugs // paul

Jan Allison
Date: 4/6/2015 6:27:00 AM

I do love this simple form Paul - thanks for the lovely comment:-) Hugs jan xx

Maurice Yvonne

Date: 4/6/2015 5:53:00 AM

You are the Queen of the Footle. Good luck in the contest!

Jan Allison
Date: 4/6/2015 6:26:00 AM

Aww Armand - I know I can't compete ever with Eileen as Queen of Romance but am happy to be Footle Queen - this form appeals to my sense of humour:-) Hugs jan xx

William Gray

Date: 4/6/2015 4:04:00 AM

Loved it Jan/Great picture as always!. Best Wishes!xx

Jan Allison
Date: 4/6/2015 4:13:00 AM

Thanks William - have to admit I have never been on a diet in my life I am small in stature and quite petite :-) Hugs jan xx