Best Ghoul Poems

There was a teen ghoul named McDimple
Who thought scaring kids would be simple
He'd moan and he'd groan
Just like he was shown
But the children just stared at his pimple....

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Poor little Gary Ghoul was flunking class
He was just too nice; he couldn't be crass
   He would try to scream 'boo'
   But could only say 'mew'
Teacher asked: "Want to learn how to pass gas?"





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There are meanderings who itch and creep
    To fill my night with dread.
There are cataclysms where I cringe and cower
    That are better left unsaid
And there's an apparition to slake my very soul
    Standing menacingly aside...

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I live in darkness, in hidden caverns
Dwelling below the graves above
I hate the light for it burns me
Causing my flesh to bubble and melt

I feed on those that have been buried
The dead become my banquet, my feast
I devour each decayed body with relish
Even the bones...

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Whether the weather 
necessitates to anchor 
     myself as a tether
when the frankenstorm 
     socks the east coast 
     shredding terrestrial 
     zone like soft leather
i may end up...

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With a huge paper due at my school,
I had waited too late, like a fool.
For two days and all night
I sat typing; my plight -
went to bed feeling like a strange ghoul.

I awoke, numb from feet to my head;
Oh, my paper! I thought, with great...

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Gangrenous decay
Hideous creeping movements
Odour of rotting flesh
Ulcerated weeping sores
Longing for meat from the grave

Jack Horne for Russell's Challenge contest, 8th October...

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LIL’ MISS GHOUL

  On the night of Walpurgistnacht,
  Lil’ Miss Ghoul walks into her bedroom,
  She is deeply saddened after the break up with her latest man.
  Lil’ Miss Ghoul puts on her black Victorian dress,
  Softly weeping, she sits...

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Mummy dogs and maggot stew
   Fire ants on logs
      A jack 'o' lantern fruit cup
         Nuclear waste punch 

           A...

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Long icicles fall, splinter
On the grey cobblestones,
And silver shrouds of winter
Shield the frozen bones,
Frozen, flesh-full bones.

And ice-gnomes squirm and scurry
Over mossy tombs,
They’re hungry and they scurry
To the feasting rooms,
Marble feasting rooms....

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In the middle of the night 
The woman in crimson came to fright
Her hair as black as a moonless night
Her eyes glistened with a milky glaze 

She whispered my name 
But to no avail
For I pulled the covers over my head
Lest my heart stop dead

She...

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Dancing and prancing around and around.
     They came in droves to Halloween town.
Laughing and joking they all came to sing.
     and all brought a handbell that each one would ring.
 
This is the ghoul's club and we...

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Pumpkin party was in full swing
the ghosts and ghouls began to sing
	they sang off key
	it tickled me
 as I danced ‘round the witches’ ring....

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From the house of the dead
There comes such a dread
Fear fills my heart’s plans
Filling up my empty hands
With inklings of the ghost
Who gives off the most
Feeling of weary alarm
Causing such deep harm
For those who know him
As the ghoul so very grim
He keeps the heart in...

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There once was a timid young mummy
His attire incredibly crummy
	He draped a dinner jacket
	across his golden casket
Now the pretty ghouls are more chummy...

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