Best Funnies Poems

Deffy Daffinitions (Monoku series)

inflation:      the thing that makes balloons bigger and candy bars smaller

irony:      ...

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super boll
boll weevil twin brothers:     one was great, one the lesser of two weevils

you killed my father, prepare to die 
three-legged...

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She is the super girl of poetry soup a cute 
who through her limericks renders us mute 
How can I resist a giggle when she...

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Got a sweet pretend sister by the name of Jan
She lives across the ocean on the Isle of Man
We're united by the funnies
We don't make...

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Okay we've all cracked the funnies
Joked about what's gone and what's still there.
How everything sags or wilts
Doesn' t work or is in a state of...

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Today's Jack's birthday he's eighty seven
He's not yet ready to go to heaven
Has a positive outlook
Writes funnies, go take a look
Hope his contributions never lessen.

He's...

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Jan Allison


Jumping, Jupiter!! Jan is the best!!

Always upbeat, helping with heartfelt at best,

Nominating her! Queen of the Day.

And fond memories down our Soup's Memory Lane!

Letting...

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Ha ha ha - I am sat on the loo waiting to pass
Whilst reading the funnies I need more gas
Peoples humour is right up my...

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She ponders the late evening paper
looking for some reason to smile,
but its only a caper
that catches her eye, while
even the funnies
are too boring.
Its boob tube
snoring
time....

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Where are my old white corsets
  Right next to your candy cigarettes

Hey! We didn't get today's edition of 'Grit'
  It's canceled. They use...

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DOUBTING KEVIN

Should I not lift a brush because Michelangelo art still exists
Climb a mountain because the memory of Sir Hillary persists 

Never give relief because,...

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True story guys... True story

 I wondered why he didn't peak
As my dress would hit the floor
   I pondered why he didn't speak
Of...

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by Patrick Cornwall on Friday, January 20, 2012 at 10:08am

He was the last of his kind and it was known.

Some dated him one hundred years...

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So now what, where do I go from here
I'm wandering around feeling a bit weird

People that I know don't know how to act
Thinking my spirits...

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I wish i could step into you
and from your eyes view me
And see what it is 
you want me to change
without you 
i'm sitting solitarie...

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